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Half-Assed Hash
Wednesday, November 27, 2024 7:00pm
17th Anal PreTurkey PubCrawl Hash
Hare(s): Reverend Anal Rose
Address: The Ould Sod, 3373 Adams Ave.
Directions: You're probably there right now. Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/mqdhAR5bSnG1zLFZ... Run Fee: Free! Buy your Hare a drink! Trail type: A to B Dog friendly: No Notes: It's time for the PreTurkey Pub Crawl, where San Diego Hashers and Harriettes forget their personal and kennel differences and come together in the spirit of... ah, we just show up to get tanked on this odd weeknight holiday.
It's the 17th year! I think. Each year's events erase a little more of our collective memory. I actually have to count every year now! After last year I forgot that I'm over 50, so I've been drinking and sexing like a teenager ever since. Lesson: This Hash will end aging!! Of course, that means that it might kill you, too. Challenge accepted.
Here's how to participate in the PTPC, in case it's your first time, or if you've forgotten. 1. BRING A VIRGIN! The Half-Assed Hash has specialized in deFLOURing virgins since 2005! 2. Show up early. There's nothing wrong with pre-lubing a major pub crawl event. In fact your liver will probably thank you. 3. Go when the hare says go. Or when you want. 4. Follow trail! Or don't. If you want to know where we might go next, ask someone besides the Hare! 5. Stay out of jail. Don't drive, please. Parking sucks, anyway.
See you there!
This year's trail is fully dedicated to Chemo, founder of the FAT SOB and Hash Dad to the Half-Assed Hash and your event Hare. Raise a pint in Honor!
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