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San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, August 7, 2022 10:00am
GliderPORK
Hare(s): Choke on my Woke
Address: 2800 Torrey Pines Scenic Dr, La Jolla, CA 92037
Directions: See notes.
Run Fee: $10 via CashApp to $SanDiegoH3, free for virgins
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Its Sunday, do you know what that means? Its time to pork it up at the gliderport with all of your pork buddies from SDH3!! This is last minute so trail will suckkkk :P

But for real, this will be a fun little pre-lube for Humpin's trail in the afternoon, so cum out! Under five miles (maybe), shiggy included, with a drank check or two. Park near all the homeless homies as far north at the gliderport parking lot as possible. Who knows, you might even get to show your junk to Mitt Romney, Alicia Keys, or one of the many other valuable slugs that live up here!!

Also, some folks are bringing red dresses for a swap ahead of the big event later in the month. Feel free to bring your own red dresses if you'd like to change it up.

Not stroller friendly.

Misman will take care of food since there's no food hare volunteer this week.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, August 7, 2022 2:00pm
Something To Beach About
Hare(s): IOU1IUD, 47
Address: Torrey Pines Glider Port
2800 Torrey Pines Scenic Dr
La Jolla, CA 92037
Directions: From the 5, go west on Genesee, left on N Torrey Pines RD, right on Torrey Pines Scenic Dr. Pack will be at the farrrrr north end of the lot.
Run Fee: 8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: On In Only
Notes:
We all know the pack is never happy unless they have something to beach about, so cum out this Sunday and beach at the hares! You can beach about trail (its about 4 miles), beach about the food (Just Darryl has another fabulous spread in the works), or beach about the weather (rumor has it we might experience hurricanes)! Wear sunscreen, stay hydrated, and plan to get naked and wet toward the end of trail! Note: the hares are not responsible for sandy orifices, please direct that sort of beaching toward mismanagement.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, August 8, 2022 6:30pm
$3.99 = 6 feet away, mutherfucka
Hare(s): $3.99 an Inch and mystery hares, maybe
Address: Channel 2 Sports Bra
3232 Greyling Dr, San Diego, CA 92123
Directions: Its on. Greyling Dr.....

Honestly, there are dozens of apps that have maps. Use those. Sheesh
Thomas Bros: 32.8020195, -117.1403399
Run Fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
This What's supposed to be the the Virgin herring for both Tweetdle Pee and Tweedle Bum, but they got the Cooties-19 (cause they nasty, lol).

Barring I didn't catch it from them from.... activities (giggidty, j/k) *Don't let the truth get in the way of a good joke*, I'm running this bitch.

I think it'll be dog friendly, and Easy Going friendly. Keep away, wankers.


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Pub
Pub Hash  The second Tuesday of every month.   Tuesday, August 9, 2022 6:30pm
Shanghai the trivia wizard goes out there
Hare(s): Inu for half mind trail, Shanghai for smart stuff trivia
Address: Mazara Trattoria
2302 30th St, San Diego, CA 92104
Directions: get to 30th street from Hwy 94 or from North Park ...Larrikins have used this venue a few times.
Thomas Bros: Those were the days...like microfiche and typewriters
Run Fee: $4 via CashApp to $PubHashSD
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Come celebrate the anniversary of Nixon resigning with a pleasant eve romp through Southpark. Trail hare is jealous of pack who get to play trivia by Shanghai.

Dog friendly trail...not so much inside


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, August 12, 2022 6:30pm
Friday eve OB vibes (sand, surf, bon fires, skinny dippin)
Hare(s): Puss In Boobs n Inu
Address: 2350 Soto Street Ocean Beach is nearby
Directions: Soto St Park, also known as Collier Street Park on Google Maps, located as cross street of Soto St & Greene St in Ocean Beach.

2350 Soto Street is near where we are meeting but is not a hasher house, just across from the park for your GPS use.
Thomas Bros: Said they'd be there
Run Fee: $10 via CashApp to $SanDiegoH3, $1 off for each Virgin you bring, Virgins r*n second trail for $Free
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Two beer checks, stroller and dog friendly, enjoy ocean views. Walker/ Turkey (3 miles) and eagle trails (4-5 miles)

Bring a chair, water and a headlamp.

Start allows alcohol between 8am and 8pm. On-In will be nearby.


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, August 13, 2022 2:00pm
Risky Business Hash
Hare(s): Restroom Roulette & Fingerbang An Orangutan
Address: Hillcrest Pride Flag
1500 University Ave
San Diego, CA 92103
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/GCzna7y4iQttNAVq6
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Just take those old records off the shelf because here comes some old time rock and roll at the Risky Business run. We're giving you yet another chance to run around Hillcrest in your underwear and it's not even pride. If you've never done a Risky Business run, it's pretty simple. You need a light pink or white button up dress shirt, tighty whities, white socks, sunglasses, and a candlestick holder if you wanna go full Tom Cruise. We're meeting under the pride flag for the runstart and will end at a nearby bar. Trail will be somewhere between 2 and 3 miles and will feature at least on drink check and likely multiple bar checks.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, August 15, 2022 6:30pm
We're not number 5, number 4, number 3, number 2, We're NUMBER ONE!!!
Hare(s): My 👀 are 🆙 🎯 & 🤷🏽‍♀️ TBD
Address: Number One Fifth Avenue
3845 Fifth Ave San Diego, Ca 92103
Map Link: Number One Fifth Avenue
https://goo.gl/maps/tGVq7FJeLfW9siB19
Directions: 163 South to exit 2C not far from exit find parking
5 North to exit 16B Parking is probably easier at the north side of 6th Ave by park
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/tGVq7FJeLfW9siB19
Thomas Bros: (32.7478017, -117.1604206)
Run Fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:


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Baby Shark Needs a Drink Do do do dooo dooo
Hare(s): I Luv Sex and Princess Poopy Pants
Address: 9105 Sinjon Cir, la Mesa, CA 91942
Directions: The start/On-in is at the Hare's house. Should be plenty of street parking!
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/dir//9105+Si...
Run Fee: Adults:$10, kids over 5: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Stroller Friendly: Of Course!

Mommy/Daddy/Hasher Shark need a drink doo doo do do doo doo! Our amazing Hares have opened their home to land sharks of all ages. Trail will be ~2.5 miles long with a lazy Sunday walker trail of less than 1 mile(to class up drinking before noon). There is a pool party at the On-In so bring your suits/sun screen/towels/floaties, etc- no life guard provided so watch your kids/fellow half-minds in tow! Kids drowning is no bueno for many reasons other than an increase to the price of rent!


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Saturday, August 27, 2022 2:00pm
San Diego Red Dress Run
Hare(s): Deepspace & Immaculate
Address: Balboa Park, exact location TBD. Watch here and on Facebook for updates.
Run Fee: $69
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Cum on out for the 33rd annual San Diego Red Dress Run, the main event on Red Dress Weekend '22. $69 will get you fun giveaways & an event patch, a fantastic trail through beautiful parts of San Diego with extraordinary Hares, multiple drink checks, and two drink tickets, appetizers and DJ at the On-In! As well as a memorial donation and to the San Diego River Foundation.

But is that enough for the original Red Dress Run? Hell No! Earn the 2022 Red Dress Run Weekend patch by cumming to Brutal in Black (Thursday night Black Shirt Hooligans/Larrikins), Pretty in Pink (Friday night, Mission Harriettes), Grumpy in Grey (Sat. morning, NOrth County H3) and Red Dress Recovery (Sun. morning, Humpin' H3).

Visitors & SD County Hashers not centrally located, need free crashspace with a local? Be sure to let us know in your registration questions.

Note: RDR will be capped at 150, so don't miss out, REGO TODAY! Rego is not guaranteed until paid via Cash App to $SandiegoH3, $69 include your Hash Name and RDR in the note.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, September 2, 2022 6:30pm
Fanny Pack Hash
Hare(s): Labiator, Starfish, Juggles
Address: 1265 23rd St
Directions: Google it, my dude
Run Fee: 10 via CashApp to $SanDiegoH3, free for virgins
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
The peak of fashion.
The peak of function.
The peak of fantasy.
The fanny pack.

Come join us and celebrate the world's greatest testament to human innovation. Don the absolute flashiest fanny pack in your wardrobe (with the hundreds you obviously own, we know this will be quite the challenge!), and prepare to be whisked away through the rose-scented Wonderland that is downtown San Diego. Starfish, Juggles, and Labiator have a genuinely spectacular beer check waiting for you on your hashing adventure this year, this is not a trail to be missed!

Tasty food and drink will be waiting for you, but fear not -- that sweet fanny pack you have doubles as convenient camouflage for the gluttony that awaits you!

Standard Trail Details:
Trail is A to A.
Runstart located at 1265 23rd St, San Diego 92102.
Bring your ID on trail.
Walker friendly.
Trail is technically dog friendly but you'll miss out on a lot if you bring your pooch.
On-In is *not* dog friendly.
$10 via CashApp to $SanDiegoH3, $1 off for each Virgin you bring, Virgins r*n second trail for $Free


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Friday, September 9, 2022 4:00pm
Humpin Anal Campout and MM Turnover
Hare(s): Humpin MM
Address: Lake Morena Campground
2550 Lake Morena Dr, Campo, CA 91906
Directions: Follow the I-8 to the Buckman Springs exit. We've got the group site locked down. Continue past the Lake Morena ranger station and it'll be on your right
Run Fee: See rego
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
https://hashrego.com/events/sdhumpin-humpin-campout-2022


At this time! Registration is still open for Humpin' Campout and prices just went up. the next increase is on 1 August. Space is limited to 69-1 people for the weekend! We will also have a single day option for those who do not want to get molested by nature.
This year's theme is Superheroes and Villains, and we will be having a costume contes with a prize for the best hero and villain. So, cum in your best getup and show us how you get your geek on!

Out with the old and in with the new! Humpin's Anal MisMan Changeover and Campout is sure to leave your livers wrinkled and funny bones completely untouched. Come out and pitch your tent in honor of a year of complete chaos and making things worse, the Humpin' way! There will be beer. There will be a live trail set by the outgoing MM with **more beer. Current list of events on the calendar:
Arrive Friday afternoon or Saturday Morning. Your call but no discounts will be given,
Friday night:
Meet, greet, three sheet and yeet.
Saturday:
8 am(ish) Brekky
10 AM Live Hare Trail
Noon(er) Lunch, beer and Down Downs, Awards, honors and MM Official changeover.
Post Run Shenanigans and most likely more alcohol
6 pm(ip) Dinner
Whenever dinner ends: Costume Contest followed by tent to tent.
Sunday:
10 AM- New MM live trail.
12-GTFO and go home.

PRICING: (PARKING $4/DAY NOT INCLUDED. PAY AT CAMPGROUND)
Early bird - too late!
Late Birds-$79-$99
Saturday Only-$25
**Register Early to save some money! Prices start increasing on June 30th!**
Please use link above to register and for payment options. Registration will only be accepted with payment. Please include the following when submitting payment:
Mortal Name
Hash Name
Reason: Campout


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Friday, September 30, 2022 6:30pm
Larrikins Campout - ShipWRECKED in Mexico!
Hare(s): Larrikins Mismanagement
Address: Balneario Las Palmas
Carre. Libre Tijuana Km. 64 1/2, 22710 La Misión, B.C., Mexico
Directions: 4580 Ohio Street, Unit 11
Unit 11
Run Fee: $129 (register early for $109!)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Register Now!
https://hashrego.com/events/clh3-campout-2022

We're taking over Balneario Las Palmas resort in Baja Mexico! Time to get ShipWRECKED!

Included with your rego:
- Space to pitch your tent
- A pool to hang out in/by
- Unlimited alcoholic libations
- Rad trails in Mexico
- Beautiful La Mision beach time
- Four meals and snacks
- Music and dancing
- Games and fun activities
- Great giveaways

Theme:
ShipWRECKED! Start planning your pirate, wench, sailor, captain, mermaid, exotic exiled creature, cargo cult, tricru or lost soul outfits for a party fit for Gilligan! Have fun and get creative.

Discounted rego price of $109 is now in limited supply, so don't wait! Click the drop-down to select the price level.
*Note: You are not considered registered UNTIL YOU HAVE PAID. Don't lose your discount rego to the next person by failing to send payment.

Pay your rego via CashApp to $CLH3Cash. Include your hash name and "campout" in the note.

There is parking at the venue, but we recommend you carpool or join the hash bus (separate regos). More details to come.

Once registered, join our Larrikins campout Facebook group to receive updates. https://www.facebook.com/groups/529241062253419

Questions? Contact Don't Ask Don't Spoon.
https://www.facebook.com/lea.christine.3
leacbrown@gmail.com


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, December 10, 2022 6:00pm
The 12 Drink Checks of Hashmas
Hare(s): Bloody In Tents & ManAIDS = Bloody ManAIDS!
Address: North Park TBD
Run Fee: $12
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
It's finally back! Your favorite HAH3 holiday tradition ... the 12 Drink Checks of Hashmas. That's right 12 (count'em) 12 drink checks of holiday cheer right down your velvety throat. That's only $1 a drink!

Additionally, we will be serenading the fine people of North Park with some of our most delightful tunes. They will bask in our holiday spirit as we shower them with our glee, penetrating deep into their ear holes whether they want it or not.

Save the date and get your sexy hash holiday-inspired outfits ready! More details to cum ðŸ'¦ðŸ'¦!

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