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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, May 27, 2022 6:30pm
Mammorial Day Spunktacular View Hash
Hare(s): Brown Eye, 5 Angry Inches, Gogo
Address: Elanus Canyon Trailhead
4844-4840 Calle De Vida, San Diego, CA 92124
(Under the power lines)
Map Link: https://Elanus Canyon Trailhead 4844-484...
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Elanus Canyon Trailhead now so we don't overlap with La Jolla Marks

Under the power lines
https://goo.gl/maps/s7REPeZLmLAuAtBH9

Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hashcash $10.
Hares: Brown Eye and Visitor 5 Angry Inches

Join us for a trail still filled with amazing views and great shiggy. Expect lots of boob checks, for our visiting hare. As always with a BE trail, almost no pavement. Gogo is making food.

4 mile trail
Talk to hares if you want to shortcut with strollers
2 drink checks.
Bring a headlight.


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, May 28, 2022 10:00am
Orange you glad I didn't say Poway?
Hare(s): Dragon Dick Thumb and Thumber
Address: Ridgewood Park in Rancho Penasquitos
Directions: Directions: From Interstate 15 Exit Rancho Penasquitos Blvd. Head (Who said head) Turn Left on Paseo Montril. Follow the road until it turns into La Tortola.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/8dXgfCo2qoQH8A2d...
Run Fee: $8 CashApp $NCH3Events
Trail type: A to A
On after: Instant Replay
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
We finally get to break free from the surly bonds of Poway. Six grueling weeks of hills, dust and snack food shaped rocks. Where will the oh so adventurous hares of North County take you next, you ask? To the beautiful, less inland, potentially coastal if we have a major earthquake, Rancho Skinny Penis...Er...um Penasquitos. There will be beer, there should be food, there might be a Super eagle trail. Come early enough for hare lies and get the details this Saturday!


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, May 28, 2022 2:00pm
Half Asses romp through the Park
Hare(s): Aughghgh
Address: South lawn of the Federal Building (Comicon Museum)
2131 Pan American Plaza, San Diego, CA 92101
Directions: Take Park Boulevard to President's way, park in the lot.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/bJaJy8Qnj75CMN4u9
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Come for a fun romp through Balboa Park! There will be multiple drink checks and art opportunities. There's more types of culture than a hasher's underwear there. Trail is dog friendly


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, May 29, 2022 10:00am
San Diego 500
Hare(s): Fluff & Barbie Biker Bitch
Address: Intersection of Gowdy Avenue & Root Street, San Diego, CA 92123
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/PwoMgFDJMtAaU7YM7
Thomas Bros: 1249c6
Run Fee: $10 via CashApp to $SanDiegoH3, $1 off for each Virgin you bring, Virgins r*n second trail for $Free
Trail type: A to A
On after: Pool time!
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Stroller friendly: Walker trail only

Get ready for the San Diego 500 (Not to be confused with the Indianapolis 500 which just so happens to be on the same day!) Dozens of Hashers. Some checks, 3 to 4 miles. More than one can of cold beer. The only thing missing from this magical San Diego 500 mix is you. Don't miss out on another incredible edition of "The Greatest Spectacle in Hashing."

Food by Bimbo-by-Day

Bring swim wear for the pool after the run.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, May 30, 2022 4:00pm
Return of the High Horse
Hare(s): High Beams & Intercourse with a Horse Of Course
Address: TBD
Run Fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
These two former GMs are coming back together to bring you a delicious holiday trail. Once we confirm the bar, we will post more details, but for now, know that these two hooligans will bring you nothing but the most mediocre trail...

Get your RED, WHITE, AND BLUE ready to go and remember those who died protecting our freedoms to do the things we love to do. On On!

Please note the earlier start time!


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, May 30, 2022 4:00pm
Return of the High Horse
Hare(s): High Beams & Intercourse with a Horse Of Course
Address: Dirk's Niteclub
7662 Broadway
Lemon Grove, CA 91945
Run Fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
These two former GMs are coming back together to bring you a delicious holiday trail. 3-5 mile trail, maybe a longer eagle option (TBD), likely 3 beer checks, all the 80085 and some 8===D. We cannot promise virgin shiggy, but these two hooligans do promise to bring you nothing but the most mediocre trail with a great On In!

Cum wearing your best, sexiest RED, WHITE, AND BLUE to remember those who died protecting our freedoms to do the things we love to do. On On!


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, May 30, 2022 6:30pm
Return of the High Horse
Hare(s): High Beams & Intercourse with a Horse Of Course
Address: Dirk's Niteclub
7662 Broadway
Lemon Grove, CA 91945
Run Fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
These two former GMs are coming back together to bring you a delicious holiday trail. 3-5 mile trail, maybe a longer eagle option (TBD), likely 3 beer checks, all the 80085 and some 8===D. We cannot promise virgin shiggy, but these two hooligans do promise to bring you nothing but the most mediocre trail with a great On In!

Cum wearing your best, sexiest RED, WHITE, AND BLUE to remember those who died protecting our freedoms to do the things we love to do. On On!


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NPR Hash #37 - Party Animals!
Hare(s): Fingerbang An Orangutan
Address: Red Fox Room and Steakhouse
2200 El Cajon Blvd, San Diego, CA 92104
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/HNGU1WPQEFe13Bun7
Run Fee: Free
Trail type: A to Z
Dog friendly: On In Only
Notes:
What up, Party Animals?! This will be an animal print/costume-themed run as all the stops will be named after animals. I believe all of them are virgin to NPR hash starting with the newly reopened Red Fox Room. Trail is A to Z with the On-In about 2 miles away from the start so plan to walk, Lyft, or scooter back. As always, NPR is a free run. You pay your own way at all stops and the On-In. Trail should be about 3 miles. The On-In is dog friendly but Red Fox and stop #2 are not so probably don't bring pups for the run.


Hashes Later This Month


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Intergalactic
Intergalactic Hash    Sunday, June 5, 2022 6:30am
rock n roll marathon mile 4 beercheck
Hare(s): baby huey
Address: baby hueys house
4966 w mountain view, 92116
mile 4 of the rock and roll marathon (and half)
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/Aefeqx6khu17hCne7
Run Fee: $0
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
huey will blast tasty jams on the 1000 watt draft punk sound system. you will hand out ice cold beer to all the marathon (and half) try hards. you will need to bike or walk in because all the roads in the vicinity will be closed. last year we handed out at least 300 beers...and ran out. it will be a good time. byob and beer to share with the r*acers.


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Two tickets to paradise, June Gloom edition!
Hare(s): FrankenSnatch
Address: Specific location TBD but Encinitas/Solana beach area
Run Fee: $10-adults, $5-kids over 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
It may be time for June Gloom, but FrankenSnatch is here to brighten up our days with a tropical themed trail in North County! More details to follow, so mark you Calendars to cum join us for what may end up in a sugar induced crash or hangover! 🍹OnOn!
As always the main trail will be stroller friendly, food at the On-In, and beverages for all ages will be provided!


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, June 5, 2022 2:00pm
The Douche Canoe Cometh
Hare(s): Snuffle Up My Ass
Address: TBD
Run Fee: 8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Cum join Snuffle Up My Ass in his awful anal patch challenge!

In 2017, Snuffles hared his first solo trail... and ran the pack up mountains in scorching heat. Some of the pack never returned, but he still won an award for this masochistic trail.

And now YOU get to re-live the experience! Rest up, pre-hydrate, and EARN YOUR PATCH. More details to cum.


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Mission Harriettes
Mission Harriettes Hash    Friday, June 10, 2022 3:00pm
Burning Woman II Campout
Hare(s): Mission Harriettes MM
Address: Down-to-Earth Ecoshire
41051 Cactus Valley Rd, Hemet, CA 92544
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/v1u45acHGAC8mkzJ9
Run Fee: See details below
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Burning Woman II
Our first campout in 15 years and the most exciting campout yet!
Early Bird: $125
After May 1: $140
Go to HashRego.com to signup and pay! Website above.

Featuring:
* Fully catered meals
* DJ Sergeant Sloppy 7ths
* Karaoke & Games
* Badass Tent Crawl
* The Dopest Giveaways
* Seltzers, Beer, Wine, and Champagne

And the WOMAN WILL BURN!!


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Mission Harriettes
Mission Harriettes Hash    Saturday, June 25, 2022 4:00pm
MHH3 3rd Anal Pride Run
Hare(s): Marco Poleho, Flying Starfish, and Whorechata
Address: The Hole in the Wall
2820 Lytton St
San Diego, CA 92110
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Mission Harriettes do Pride! Come celebrate SELF LOVE (masturbation counts) and SELF WORTH with us as Marco PoleHO and friends lead you on an adventure of Pride and SHEnanigans. See if YOU can beat The Hole this time (***whispers ominously*** the hole ALWAYS wins...) There will be plenty of rainbows and SHEnanigans on trail. Cum play with us!!

Good luck and HAPPY F*CKING PRIDE MONTH!!!
#lovewins


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, July 24, 2022 10:00am
Pirates & Booty Hash II (Pride Edition)
Hare(s): ManPirate, Booti Bear, & Spongy Ding Dong
Address: 4005 Massachusetts Ave
La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: Use 4001 Massachusetts in your GPS of choice. House is set back all the way up the driveway past another house. Parking for the first six or so cars otherwise park on the street and walk up the massive hill.
Run Fee: 10 Gold Doubloons (via CashApp to $SanDiegoH3, $1 off for each Virgin you bring, Virgins r*n second trail for $Free)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Trail Distance
Peg Leg: 2.75 miles - 2 beverage checks
Turkey: 3.8 miles - 3 beverage checks
Eagle: 4.65 miles - 4 beverage checks
Shiggy: Yes
Pillaging: Yes
Dog friendly: Yes (but foxtails and an assortment of stickers all around in shiggy)

Aarrrrr! Ahoy Wankers! In case ye didn't be knowing, it's International Smelly Pirate Pride Day! So bring your best pirate pride outfits and plenty of booty because today be a day of pillaging the muggle folk of La Mesa and Lemon Grove.

Tis better to be dressed for the occasion or be forced to walk me plank. Eye patches, talking parrots, undead monkeys (naughty monkeys get spanked), flint pistols, rusty cutlasses, hook hands, anal hooks, and peg legs (if you're into pegging) will keep you safe while doing battle against the local inhabitants. Use your semen's eye to keep a sharp lookout, XXX may mark the spot.

Be on the lookout for booty on trail. Whomever collects the most booty on trail wins a piratey prize. Also best pirate outfit will win a prize.

On after will be held on ManAIDS Island. Gorge yourself on the finest rations offered up by the Spongiest of Ding Dongs and the tastiest grog provided by the hares and our beermeister to ensure the scurvy stays at bay. Drink responsibly, carpool,or share an Uber!

Make sure you parley with your mateys and request permission to board your fellow pirate or you may get keelhauled by the rest of the crew.

But how do you do this in pirate-speak you ask? See recommendations below - 60% of the time, these work every time:
-Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
-Come on up and see me urchins?
-I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
-Pardon me, but would ya mind if I fired me cannon through your porthole?
-Well, blow me down?

Pirate Trivia:
Bung hole: Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole.

Besides pirate gear bring sunscreen, it gonna be hot mateys.

Yo ho ho, it's the pirate's life for me!

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