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 Show Map Humpin', Hare of The Dog, and SDH3 Hash    Sunday, August 19, 2007 12:00pm
GALW Conclusion. LiverStrong: Making It Worse with a Ride 'n' Tie
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, Burnt Tatas, In Cum Snatch, Penis Machinist, Dr. Dive, Pith Me, and other secret hares
Location: Holiday Park, Carlsbad, 92008
Directions: 5 north to Tamarack and go right (inland). Make immediate left on Pio Pico. Right on Chestnut and look for drunks with bikes in the park.
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Hare of the Dog, quoting Lance Armstrong, decreed "LiverStrong." Humpin' decreed, "We Can Make Anything Worse." SDH3 decreed, "Is this f'n Get a Life Week Over Yet?"

And so it came to pass, the greatest 3-way shotgun marriage of tastes since the invention of Neopolitan Ice Cream. Ladies and Gentlemen, Hashers and Harriettes of all ages, may we present the Ride 'N' Tie, with which the San Diego Get A Life Week 2007 will be concluded.

So, you may ask, just WTF is a Ride 'n' Tie?

It's *not* a combination of a rodeo and surplus clothing from the Dominatrix r*n. It's *not* a bike trip to Griffin Manor.

It's more like "you got your bike on my r*nning trail," or "you got your shiggy on my bike."

On Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, bring a bike, or find someone who owns one. Said bike should not be a skinny-tired carbon-fiber spandex-happy road bike; something with wide or knobby tires would work better for this. Heh heh, I said knobby.

Ideally, there will be one bike for every two hashers.

At the start, all hashers and harriettes will pair up, two to a bike. Eveyone takes off, half the pack on bikes and half on foot, to the first beer check, where the riders & r*nners will switch. Repeat above about 8 times until the On~In is reached.

Anyone wanting a Super Eagle trail can r*n the whole thing. It's going to be about 8 miles, so biking at least part of it is recommended, but then again, it's a free country.



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