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Hashing in San Diego

San Diego has one of the most active running groups of the Hash House Harriers in the world, with over a dozen different "kennels" that run anywhere from twice a week to once every four years.

 
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Next 10 Run Starts
North County Hash Saturday 19-Apr-2014 10:00am Link
Rain Makeup Run -
Hares: Fkn Ready, El Tecolote, Easy Out
Location: Torrey Pines Dog Park (Torrey Highlands Park)
Directions: Take I5 to Del Mar Heights Road (East) - 1.4 miles to Landsdale Dr (Just past TP HighSchool). Make Left, .1 miles to entry of park on left.
Google Maps: goo.gl/maps/9Njxv
Run fee: $6.00
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: This run is not a run/dance to make up for missed rain this season... It is a run in the same vicinity where which it poured on NCH3 about 2 months ago - and many people decided to stay home/dry. The trail is dog friendly (not really stroller friendly). Dogs should be put on leash at the ON-IN itself (although the dog park is not far away if you need to let your pup run free). There will be Walker (1.2mi)/Turkey(4mi)/Eagle Trails(6+) - about 80% shiggy, a beer/water check, and even some virgin trail... The ending will feature a kosher passover salad created by Easy Out, so those celebrating Passover can partake. B-Van is for Bags, not chairs (Walking Trail is A to A - so befriend a walker - to bring your chair(s) ; > )

Half-Assed Hash Saturday 19-Apr-2014 2:00pm Link
Half-Assed By The O.C.
Hares: Bleeding Hash Hole
Location: 7313 Carroll Rd San Diego
Run fee: $6
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Bring ID, a fleshlight, vibrator, some batteries, lube, and a drinking vessel. (Warning: The order in which the contents of this list will be used is up to the hare's discretion)

wait, wait, wait, wait, wait....

WHY AM I HARING!?!?!?

San Diego Hash Sunday 20-Apr-2014 10:00am Link
The 3rd Cumming of Jizz-Ass
Hares: Cumstache, Deepspace Nine, Tipper in the Slip'r, DogFish
Location: The Serra Museum, 2727 Presidio Dr San Diego, CA 92103
Run fee: $9 ($1 for Virgins)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (see Notes)
Notes: Cum one, cum all, for our savior will return once again! Join us for a great trail running on top of (or through) the water, find delicious treats on trail in our special Easter-drink hunt, and celebrate at the on-in as we turn water into -wine- HOPpy beer.

Bring your roman outfits for the passion of the Christ!

Trail will be dog-friendly as long as they can walk on water (or don't mind getting wet).

Celebrate saving your soul by joining us for an on-after with the Blackshirts where they will sacrifice it to Satan.



Humpin Hash Sunday 20-Apr-2014 2:00pm Link
The Blackshirt Sabbath Easter Res-Erection 4/20 Party Trail
Hares: Drilldo, Kid's Meal, LSD
Location: 14403 Carlson Court, Poway, 92064
Run fee: $8 (includes lunch and miracle berries)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: On In only
Notes: Come join the Blackshirts for 4/20 as we put the “hash” back in “hashing”. Like most of our events, this will be a day to remember, although you probably won’t.

It's no secret that 4/20 is our favorite holiday, rivaled only by Halloween, and that's why we're putting everything we've got into this. From a psychedelic flavor tripping party* to a Build-a-B Workshop, we’re pulling out all the stops. We’ve even got special prizes to give out for our “Best B” and “Best Song” contests. Oh yeah, there's a Best Song contest. You know how we love music, so come prepared to share your best original down-down song and you might just win yourself something special.

While we're on the topic of music, we’ve been grinding away in the studio to prepare a metric fuckton of new material, and we can’t wait to bend your ears over the kitchen table, penetrate them with sound, and fill your head up with our hot, sticky lyrics. We've also secured a very special guest musician to keep the party going while we're busy getting safe like Fort Knox.

We anticipate that some of you might "work up an appetite" through all of this. That's cool, we've got you covered. STIF and Dogfish have joined forces to bring you the best marijuana-themed lunch options that the Humpin Hash has ever seen. Pot stickers, anyone?

Oh, shit, I almost forgot: there's a trail, too.

*Not familiar with flavor tripping? Google the words "miracle berry" and educate yourself. Then come out on Sunday with an an appetite for adventure.



Larrikins Hash Monday 21-Apr-2014 6:30pm Link
The Video Game Hash
Hares: Sexy Molucules, Conquistadork, Fingerbang
Location: 8670 Miramar Road, San Diego, CA, 92126
Directions: Take the 15 and exit on Pomerado/Miramar Rd and turn on to Miramar. Look for Golden State Paintball and turn into the parking lot. Brewskis is at the end of the lot. If you see the hardware store you've gone too far.
Run fee: 3
Trail type: A to A
On after: Brewskis
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Come one, come all to the the virgin haring of Sexy Molecules and Conquistadork's trail, with help from Fingerbang, so were not totally winging it. So named the Video Game Hash, it is an ode to two classic video games when they were at their finest, Super Mario and Legend of Zelda. Join your fellow hashers on a romp though the Mushroom and Hyrule Kingdoms as we explore tons of shiggy and go on adventures like the days of yore.

Like any good explorers though, you must have the proper equipment, and while we cannot appropriate boomerangs, fire flowers, or hook shots rest assured you will be properly equipped so that you may survive the kingdoms. Swords and shields will be provided so that you may go forth and conquer all the lands that you may come across. And one would do well to remember that these are strange times and strange lands and in which lies many surprises and monsters, so be aware for treasure on your quest and smite any monsters you may come across.

There will be two Health and Mana checks on trail, a water crossing for which there will be eagle, turkey, and chicken options, and many many more surprises. Remember to bring your lanterns and torches or if you don't have either than a headlamp, a change of shoes and maybe clothes depending on your courage, and unfortunately trail is not dog friendly so four legged hashers must stay at home.


Green Flash Hash Tuesday 22-Apr-2014 6:15pm Link
The Twisted Kilt Run
Hares: Fat Basque Turd & In Cum Snatch
Location: Green Flash Brewery
Directions: Mira Mesa Blvd to Flanders Drive. Brewery on North-West corner
Run fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
On after: Brewery
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Get your Kilt on. Fat Basque Turd and In Cum Snatch are going mad for plaid. If it's got undies, it's just a skirt.

Another Great Green Flash Brewery Hash! Come and experience the newly re-formulated recipes. Chef Dog Fish? What's cooking?.

Remember to leave chairs at home and make sure any dog you bring has a leash for their owner while in the brewery.

San Diego Hash Friday 25-Apr-2014 6:45pm Link
SDH3 Pep Rally and game night
Hares: Double Bag It and mystery hares
Location: 1033 cuyamaca ave. Chula Vista Ca.
Directions: 805 south exit Lst /Telegraph cyn. rd. and go right ( west) left on cuyamaca ave. 1033 cuyamaca ave, LFH
Run fee: 9.00
Trail type: A to A
On after: Same location
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: This the night for all the trash talking to go down down down !!!! make bets and promises your body can't keep ! multiple games to chose from . Try and win something before you lose everything on Sunday !

North County Hash Saturday 26-Apr-2014 10:00am Link
Uphill both ways
Hares: Putter Poofter P-Diddy & Eskimo Pie
Location: Questhaven Park
Directions: From 78, Twin Oaks Rd South up the hill that turns into San Elijo Rd. Turn left onto Questhaven Rd. From I5 Leucadia/Olivenhain/Rancho Santa Fe Rd, turn right onto San Elijo Rd, turn right onto Questhaven. Face it, it'll be a miracle if you all find this place. Just put Questhaven Park into your google machine.
Run fee: 6.00
Notes: It's Eskimo Pie's Birthday (sort of) and back in her day they used to hash uphill both ways and had to be a Mensa to solve checks. Guess what we have in store for you? Two trails marked with blood, chalk, sweat, flour and tears. About 4.5 and 6.5 miles of coyote, rattlesnake and PO infested A to A goodness. As always dogs are welcome, the park sign says keep 'em on a leash.

Goonies Hash Saturday 26-Apr-2014 1:00pm Link
The I love Lacy Trail
Hares: Lacy, DC, MDD, GG3, Cherry, Panther, Spreadsheet, Spoon, Archie, Lavenderphant, Snout
Location: LAGUNA RIVIERA CITY PARK carlsbad ca 92008
Directions: From San Diego Take I-5 N, exit Tamarack and turn right on Tamarack then right on Highland Drive (becomes Hillside)take a right at Park Drive and look for idiots in Running Gear.
Run fee: 5
Trail type: Other (see Notes)
On after: Probably at your dirty mothers house
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Greetings and salivations hashers! Cum one, Cum all and if you’re a Larrikin Cum out of the freakin closet already and head down to the kinda almost annual “I love Lacy Trail”

Trail will be insanely easy with only a little razor grass, quick sand, current swimming, bush whacking, Billy-Goating, and sodomy.

There will be beer, there will be shiggy, there will be tasty food, there will be a gnarly frozen pig snout and if New Jersey is in town again there may even be a 13 year old girl in sandals.

Not very dog friendly, you will get wet and very dirty and if you bring any technology it will get ruined.

There will be Okinawa style down downs at the end with food and beer.

Remember if you’re doing one trail this Saturday make it North County but if you’re doing two trails make the
second one the “I love Lacy Trail”!

All whom complete the ENTIRE TRAIL will be awarded with a PATCH and first aid if needed.(Purple Helmet will be awarded a Shirt and kisses because he’s soo pretty)


San Diego Hash Sunday 27-Apr-2014 10:00am Link
Tri-Infection Hash - Sloshball PreLube
Hares: GMs from SDH3, CLH3 and Humpin'
Location: Murray Ridge Park, 8651 Celestine Ave., San Diego, California 92123
Directions: I-805 exit Murray Ridge Rd. Head East after exiting the freeway. Turn left (north) on Celestine. Run start will be at the end of the cul-de-sac.
Run fee: $9.00 ($1.00 for virgins) Sloshball afterwards will be extra.
Trail type: A to A
On after: Sloshball at the park!!
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: What could possibly damage your liver more than competing for your favorite kennel in a Sloshball tournament? Running a GM-lead trail first!

That's right folks! Your SDH3, CLH3 and Humpin' GM's will put their 2000+ years of hare experience together in a melding of the half-minds and bring you a shiggy fest that will prime your livers for the main event. And that's not all! Fantastic food and custom-made circle complete with 3 kennel's traditions await your return!

And what's best? Haley's Cockit promises to buy every hasher that runs the trail their very own pony!

We'll see you there!


 
   
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Phoenix Red
Dress Run

May 2, 2014

Trashnar

Trashnar

Jun 14, 2014

San Diego Red Dress Run

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Havasu
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Aug 1, 2014

Larrikins Campout 2014
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Aug 30, 2014

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