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WHY ARE WE WAITING?
Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him
Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . .
WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?
Melody - Itself
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all.
They say he's a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me,q
HEINEKEN, SCHMEINEKEN
Chant
Heineken, schmeineken,
Fuck that shit!
Pabst . . . Blue . . . Ribbon!
SHORT HYMN
Melody - Amen
Hymn, hymn, (Her, her for a Harriet,)
Fuck him . . . (Fuck her . . .)
SOLDIER SONG
Melody - Itself
Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, to fight for my country,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON
Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot,
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .
THIS IS YOUR DOWN-DOWN SONG
Melody - Ta-Rah-Rah-Boom Te-Ay
Contributed by Nose Candy, Las Vegas HHH
This is your Down-Down song,
It isn't very long. . . .
THERE WAS A LITTLE BIRD
Melody - Itself
There was a little bird,
No bigger than a turd,
A-sittin' on a telephone pole.
He ruffled up his neck,
And shit about a peck,
He puckered up his little asshole.
(point at violators): Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
He puckered up his little asshole.
YOU’RE STUPID, YOU’RE STUPID
Melody - Chant
You're stupid, you're stupid
You're really fucking dumb
If it wasn't for your mother
You'd be a spot of cum!
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