San Diego Area Classic Hash Songs


WHY ARE WE WAITING?

Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him

Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating (masturbating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . .


WHY WAS HE BORN SO BEAUTIFUL?

Melody - Itself

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fucking use to anyone,
He's no fucking use at all.

They say he's a joy to his mother,
But he's a pain in the asshole to me,q


HEINEKEN, SCHMEINEKEN

Chant

Heineken, schmeineken,
Fuck that shit!
Pabst . . . Blue . . . Ribbon!


SHORT HYMN

Melody - Amen

Hymn, hymn, (Her, her for a Harriet,)
Fuck him . . . (Fuck her . . .)


SOLDIER SONG

Melody - Itself

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss, two pistols on my knee,
For cunt, for cunt, to fight for my country,
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be.

Drink it down, down, down . . .


THEY OUGHT TO BE PUBLICLY PISSED ON

Melody - My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean

They ought to be publicly pissed on,
They ought to be publicly shot,
They ought to be tied to a urinal,
And left there to fester and rot,
Drink it down, down, down . . .


THIS IS YOUR DOWN-DOWN SONG

Melody - Ta-Rah-Rah-Boom Te-Ay

Contributed by Nose Candy, Las Vegas HHH

This is your Down-Down song,
It isn't very long. . . .


THERE WAS A LITTLE BIRD

Melody - Itself

There was a little bird,
No bigger than a turd,
A-sittin' on a telephone pole.
He ruffled up his neck,
And shit about a peck,
He puckered up his little asshole.
(point at violators): Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole,
He puckered up his little asshole.


YOU’RE STUPID, YOU’RE STUPID

Melody - Chant

You're stupid, you're stupid
You're really fucking dumb
If it wasn't for your mother
You'd be a spot of cum!


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