Saturday, August 25, 2007 6:00pm
HALF-ASSED THOMAS BROS GUIDE
Hare(s): Manscaper, Anal Rose and special PyroTechnician
Location: Fiesta Island, ya'll!
Directions: From the 5, exit Sea World Drive West. Turn Right onto East Mission Bay Drive (across from the end of Pacific Hwy), and turn left onto Fiesta Island Rd. Go over the bridge and take the necessary right turn. Make a quick u-turn and look for Half-Assers once you pass the bridge again.
Run Fee: $2 and a sixer, or $6. Virgins (first hash ever) are free!
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Now that everyone has finally gotten over GALW fever, the Half-Assed Hash offers you a chance to forget what a wanker you were last week with this SPECTACULAR TRAIL!
The Half-Assed Hash promises:
1) NO six mile trails!
2) NO salad!
3) NO T-shirt!
and, as always,
4) NO CLASS!
Our secret hare has promised a spectacular, NEVER BEFORE SEEN fireworks show scheduled for around 10pm if we're still there!
On In promises roasted weenies on wire hangers over an open flame alla Litter Box style (aka, Ghetto Mexican Style, Orale`, vato!) and an awesome "too-cool-for-a-beercheck" drink!
Bring dry clothes or you'll hate us all. Really. Bring a six pack of your beverage of choice (but anyone who brings Buttweiser will be used as firewood!). Bring a well-endowed virgin! Bring your thirst for a great time and your interest in new Hash traditions! On On!
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