Splatterpussy's Birthday CAMPOUT Hash
Friday, April 11, 2008 5:00pm
1st Anal-versary of Splatter's 29th Birthday!
Hare(s): Spatterpussy and her entourage
Location: William Heise Park, Julian
Directions: 8E to CA-79/Japatul Rd, take for 16 miles and turn LEFT on Harrison Park Rd. Keep Right onto Harrison Park Rd, and know that some parts are unpaved. Make a slight LEFT onto Heise Park Rd. Park address 4945 Heise Park Rd, Julian CA 92036
Run Fee: 20 clams
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Splatterpussy is celebrating the 1st Anal-versary of her 29th birthday, and what better way to do that than with a debaucherous hash campout April 11-13th? You know she's hot. You know you want her! Cum on out and show Splatterpussy the love she so richly deserves this awesome weekend!
Come out and drink yer faces off while celebrating this momentous occasion! There may be a possible Half-Assed Hash trail to properly lube the pack (details to follow). Stay up late and run the Traditional Naked Run lead by the Birthday Girl herself! Here 2 Get Laid will feed us all on Friday night, and FeFiFoCum and his band of shackled food slaves ...er ... kind volunteers...will be providing Saturday breakfast, lunch and dinner!
Special birthday notes: Splatterpussy likes PINK! Bringing extra party food and booze is always appreciated.
Cum early and stay late! The site is reserved for Friday through Sunday, but bring yer own to drink on Friday night, and you ain't gettin' shit on Sunday unless you brought it with you!
PETS are NOT welcome, and this means your kids, friends, relatives, neighbors or Tahitian fluff boys under 21 and/ or your ugly girlfriend.
Registration ends APRIL 10TH! Mail payment, mortal and hash name, phone number and anal bead size to Erica Green, 4522 Park Blvd Unit B, San Diego, CA 92116, or just give the money to All Roads when you see her.
Questions, comments, concerns or complaints about this write up should go directly to (and only to) All Roads Lead to Anal, 619-228-1590 (preferably between the hours of 3 and 6 am)
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