Monday, February 2, 2009 6:30pm
Huey's ResErection Run
Hare(s): Rub My Buns, Anal Rose & special Holy Ghost hare (Well, a VERY white Irishman anyway)
Location: Fresh & Easy Parking Lot, corner of Lake Murry Blvd & Navajo Rd
Directions: 52 or 8 to the 125, Navajo Exit (half way between 8 & 52), parking lot northwest of exit. (look for a Starbucks NEXT to highway, if the Starbucks is next to a Vons, you're on the southeast side of the exit.)
Run Fee: 10% of your income or the FSM (see link) tithe of $2
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
For those still mourning the passing of Baby Huey's wake last week, take heart! There is still more irreverent lampooning of serious subjects possible!
Cum One! Cum All! To the first anal Baby Huey ResErection Run!
See Huey turn Coors Light into Guinness!
See Him cure the PO lepers among you!
See Him walk across a wet barroom floor!
Wear your best Robes and sandals OR your best Yeaster Bunny costume. (Please, no Romans with spears, that would be in bad taste.)
Eagles will receive shiggy atonement on some virgin trail and get to see Huey's summer cave (yes, a real cave) where they can enjoy a water-into-wine check (serving Rolling Rock actually), and there will be absolution for all those who run trail and don't go straight to the beer.
LONG PANTS(scratchy shiggy), flashlight, signal flares and a rosary are highly recommended.
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