Sunday, September 13, 2009 2:00pm
Hash-A-Thon Hares Start 2 Weeks Early and Bring a Starfish
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, Dr. Zaius, ECT, Pixy, and The Starfish
Location: Home Depot Lot, SW corner, 2430 S Melrose Dr at Park Center, Vista
Directions: I-5 to Palomar Airport Rd, go 2 mi inland. Left on Melrose. Homo Depot is on rt side past Park Center. From 78, exit Sycamore. South to Melrose. Go left and look for Homo Depot on left.
Run Fee: $6, ya cheap bastard
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Your HashAThon Trail #3 hares are convening early to determine if they are fully capable of setting a legendary Humpin' Trail. To mix things up, we've thrown in a Pixy and we'll have a 3-month old riding along in a flour bag. Baby wipes, 2nd-hand Gerber and green poop = True Trail.
If you like the trail, you'll love the beer check. (NOTE: Contrary to popular belief, Pixy's left'un does NOT dispense PBR!)
Oh, and according to Hallmark, it's Grandparents' Day, so bring your favorite GILFs.
Park in the corner of the lot nearest to the Melrose/Park Center intersection so that we don't disturb the shoppers and/or migrant workers. On~On!