San Diego Hash
Friday, August 3, 2012 6:30pm
You'll Recall Many Other Totally Great Hashes
Hare(s): Downward Facing Dick, Shire Shagger, Bubble Boner, May I Please Juggle Your Balls, Get Out of My Sister
Location: Robb Field, Ocean Beach, 92107
Directions: Runstart at Robb Field parking lot off of Bacon (map it with Internet power)
Run Fee: $9, $1 for first timers, free for Martians
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Remember that time you were really a secret agent fighting against an evil corporation that was oppressing tri-boobed Martians? No? Well, after these beer checks, you'll hopefully being seeing three of everything.
Come join a conglomerate of hashers who will take you through the alien landscape of Ocean Beach. there will be wild and exotic landscapes! Strange and mysterious aliens (cleverly disguised as hobos)! Other things vaguely related to a Total Recall theme, like pulling a giant metal orb out of your skull through your nose! Tons of shiggy (nope), plenty of exciting tunnels (double nope), and trail no veteran hashers have ever seen (triple nope).
Turkey and Eagle trails. Dog friendly, although probably not Duncan dog friendly. Special SUPER SECRET PRIZE beer check for Eagles, courtesy of Shire and Juggles. Bubble Boner will be making some delightful food for everyone.
Virgin On-In. On On On as well. A to A-prime. Extra shoes & socks may be wise.
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