Sunday, August 5, 2012 2:00pm
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle, FRANKENSTEIN!
Hare(s): Shoeless Ho, Oh Shit What's That, Fingerbang An Orangutan
Location: Golden Hill School (corner of C st and 33rd St)
Directions: South on the 15 to 94 WEST, take the first exit (labled as the 30th st exit even though it takes you to broadway) and make a right on broadway. Then right on 30th, right on C, and then left at 33rd. OR from the west take 94 EAST to the 28th st exit. Turn right on 28th, right on C, then left on 33rd. LFH
Run Fee: $6.00 or whatever the hash cash tells you to pay
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
So it's happened again. You were so desperate for hares, that Shoeless and his Hos were asked to help out with a trail.
We haven't had a chance to scout any new trails since SDH3's tunnel of bats, so we've put together a Frankenstein-like amalgamation of two older trails, but since humpers rarely cum south, this will likely be new to most of you.
With Shoeless, OSWT, and Fingerbang haring, obviously there will be tunnels. There will be one... possibly two, drink checks and one baleen check.
Things to bring: Flashlights, bullet-proof vests, shiggy socks, tweezers, girdles, etc.
WARNING: There IS some broken glass (beer bottles) on trail so dogs and Five-Finger-Zombies need to be careful. The hares will point this section out, so pay attention.
**UPDATE** We're going to try to sweep up most of the glass in the tunnel, so that should help.