Saturday, December 15, 2012 3:30pm
The Homeless Hanukkah Hash
Hare(s): The Maccabees
Location: Hoyz of Lacy Chocolate
Directions: Check out the directions for Humpin' tomorrow for directions!
Run Fee: Please bring a 6-pack of beer, bottle of wine or some food to share
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Mashugana Schmucks (friends) from near and far cum on out to the first anal last night of Hanukkah uhm ... "hash run".
Trail will be less than one mile long (about 40 years distance) to help you lose the fat that you put on from eating 7 nights worth of fried Latkes (Jew hashbrowns) and will include a Manischewitz (boiled vinegar) check.
There will be beer pong, drinky dreidel, Flippy Cup, whining about Greeks and Palestinians, and bad attempts at Yiddish and Hebrew.
The menorah (Jew genie lamp thing) will be lit at sundown (5pm) along with blessings and Jew stuff..
The hares will be providing Latkes (jew hashbrowns), Matzah ball soup (yummy soup), and lots of little appetizers (small appetizers).
Dont forget to bring a Beverage or Kosher..ish food to share.
Men should wear hats and women nothing :)
If you plan on staying the night bring blankets.. pillows... air mattresses... maybe a tent... and your Jew gold for high stakes dreidel.
If you bring gefilte (aids-ridden) fish you will be open seasoned.
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