Monday, April 15, 2013 6:30pm
The Christmas Miracle Hash
Hare(s): Dr. No Ass, 40 Grit Clit, Asstafarian
Location: Dog Beach Parking Lot, Ocean Beach
Directions: 8 West, Right on West Pt Loma, Right on Voltaire
Run Fee: $3.00
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
And Dr. No Ass said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you tidings of great beer, which shall be to all people.
For unto Larrikins is born this day in the city of Ocean Beach the 40 Grit-farian. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, laying in the shiggy.
And suddenly there was with Dr. No Ass a multitude of r*cist praising the hash, and saying, Glory to the hash in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward the pack.
So in short...
Remember when Dr. No Ass hosted a holiday wine tour to Temecula? You know, the ugly sweater deal? Yeah, neither do Asstafarian and 40 Grit, but Dr. No Ass "blessed" them with a "miraculous" hasher in the making.
Let's celebrate this HSA (hasher service announcement) on the importance of birth control with drunken boning. Cum out to the most glorious Oceanest of the Beaches for a cautionary r*n exposing the dangers of a Dr. No Ass gathering - specifically offspring. We will re-live the Dr. No Ass At All Ugly Christmas Sweater Party Bus that led to the impregnation of 40 Grit Clit. A multitude of beer checks and boob/ass/dick checks will help reenact the evening in question so wear your Christmas gear to recapitulate that fateful night. A-A prime, virgin on-in. Trail is dog friendly, on-in is not.
Asstafarian and 40 Grit are excited for the hash spawn. They hold Dr. No Ass responsible, but are stoked. All rights reserved.
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