Monday, April 29, 2013 6:30pm
The "Hashing" Hash
Hare(s): Midgets Make My Dick Look Bigger and others
Location: Chicago St & Lister St San Diego, CA 92110
Directions: Off Monera Boulevard east of the 5
Run Fee: $5
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
To keep up with every single hash you've been to in the last year, we have a very special theme! We all know that the only way to get you lazy bastards out for a run is to have a wacky theme, so here it is:
The"Hashing" Hash.That's right, we're going hashing. You can wear something special, like running shoes to avoid getting blisters. I like to wear polyester as it wicks away sweat better, but don't let me stop you from getting creative! You could pull a Drildo and wear chucks and a cotton t-shirt. Frankly, we don't give a shit if you're naked, just show up and have a gay old time.
A-A, no dogs on in the bar. 3.5 foot fence on trail. Great ending with cheap drinks. The only beer on tap is Budweiser (because in case you forgot, this is America).5 Miles single trail (you need the exercise, fatty).
Buying pizza for the on in since no food is served. Extra $2 should get everyone 2 slices of NY giant pizza.
$5 run fee.
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