Monday, June 3, 2013 6:30pm
Dirty Bird run
Hare(s): Ass Rammer, Just Jenny, Tiki Tits, My Little Pony Keg, Ole Smeller
Location: Padre Gold
Directions: 163 to Genesee West. At SE corner of Genesee & Linda Vista (2nd light)
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Come get dirty in Birdland, and name our new Harriette who loves to get dirty, Just Jenny. Costumes can include birds, dirty jobs, or anything you'd like to get dirty with Jenny in. Two drink checks, and the Padre Gold is cheap, but cash only so be prepared to ensure you can get properly wasted!
Chicken is ~3mi, Turkey is ~4.5mi, Eagle is ~6mi. Two drink checks for Turkeys & Eagles, one for Chickens! Chicken is the most dog friendly, Eagle is the least, but still no fences to climb, so it's more about the thickness of the shiggy. Bring a flashlight as it is overcast so it will get dark in the canyons. Ass Rammer will be using white chalk only!