San Diego Area Run Start
 Show Map
North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, August 30, 2014 10:00am
ERECTIONS: Priapism by the Sea
Hare(s): Failure To Launch, Rush Limpbone, Food by Grateful Head, Beer Check by La Buf
Location: Holiday Park
Chestnut Ave
Carlsbad, CA 92008
Directions: Take I5 to Tamarack Ave East
Make first left on Pio Pico
Park is 1/2 mile up on your right
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/9Br0y
Run Fee: $6 for Everyone
Trail type: A to A
On after: 83 Degrees on Carlsbad Village Rd
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Warning NCH3 GM erections last a long time and can be extremely painful. Get your ballot in fast, because prolonged erections can damage the penis! Contact your doctor or seek emergency medical attention if your erections last longer than 4 hours.

Mr. Roarke will be handing out ballots at the run start for every hasher with over 6 NCH3 Runs. Will it be Rush?, or P Diddy? or Dragon Dick? or someone I forgot? (Please donít forget to cast one of your votes for the Beaver. 4 more beers!)

And thatís not all! Come join in on Failureís Final Circle. Pvt Tofu plans on giving any volunteers ample opportunity to dog-pile on Failure to Launch, return some of the shit he has been dishing out for two long years. Donít miss your opportunity!

Not enough to get you out of bed at 10am, fucktards? How bout this???? Its Humpin HUMPFEST weekend in Carlsbad. Come see hung-over humpers post vomiting and pre lubing for their 1pm run (which will probably start sometime around sunset) Watch the unveiling, as these smelly alcoholics arise from their own Motel 6 filth. Wager on who hooked up with who, whoís DNA stain that is on her blouse, and who got herpes last night. Place your bets! (Note: Humpin folks coming to prelube will need to pay $6, the NCH3 run isnít included with your HUMPFEST rego. Sorry)

Trail will be A to A, starting at Holiday Park in Carlsbad. There will be two trails, two beer checks. Turkey will be dog & stroller friendly, eagle probably not. If you have a pop up or some type of shade, please bring it along.


Hash Contact Information | Links | Change Log | To-Do List | Privacy Policy | Suggestions | Site Map