Sunday, April 5, 2015 12:00pm
Humpin B-2-B Hangover Hash
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, CFR, Snookie, Etc.
Location: Grand Ave Bar and Grill. If we call it the G Spot you won't be able to find it.
752 Grand Ave @ Jefferson, Carlsbad 92OO8
Directions: From Motel 6: Go 2 blocks. Duh.
From I-5: Take Exit 50 toward the shore, Jabroni. Right on Jefferson, left on Grand.
Google Maps: https://bit.ly/1yACs3V
Run Fee: $6. Might be free if you attended B-2-B. Ask someone who cares.
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider and sat down beside her and said, "Yo, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
Yo guidos and guidettes, wake up, roll over, puke, say "who are you," and roll on over to the G. Come by early to get a bowl of posole, bitch.
R*n will start promptly at about noon. Trail will be short, flat, dry, easy, boozy, well worn, and familiar, just like your mom.