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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, April 20, 2019 10:00am
Not in Ranchita run
Hare(s): PissPot and Purple Pussy Eater
Address: Black Mountain Ranch Park
14700 Carmel Valley Rd, San Diego, CA 92129
https://maps.app.goo.gl/gv6rL
Directions: Run starts in the very back of the parking lot.
Map Link: https://maps.app.goo.gl/gv6rL
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Turkey will be about 4 miles, eagle about 7. One beer check for all and maybe a second for the Eagles. On after will be at the Second Chance Beer Company. Depending on the little kids playing soccer parking might be tight. Come early and/or carpool to minimize parking issues.


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, April 20, 2019 2:00pm
Hot Mess Pineapple Express 4/20 hash
Hare(s): Hot Mess Sisters
Address: Collier Neighborhood Park
2351 Soto Street
San Diego, CA 92107
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
So you had fun at the last Hot Mess Sister trail?! Well prepare your livers and get ready to be blown. . . . . away because the Hot Mess Sisters have a 4/20 double headed dildo prepared for you! You know what cross faded is? Youz 'bout to find out!

Join us for The Hot Mess Pineapple Express Half Assed trail the first of today's hot mess shit show. Trail will feature unique views, up to 5 fun drink checks, and no more than 3 miles. Cum get your FINEapple on!

If you plan on drinking as much as we have prepared for you to drink and smokey, please Uber. All trails will be in the same area for your stumbling convenience.


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Full Moon
Full Moon Hash  Around the night of the full moon.   Saturday, April 20, 2019 6:30pm
Hot Mess Pink Moon
Hare(s): Hot Mess Sisters
Address: Tilted Stick
4970 Voltaire Street
San Diego, CA 92107
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
So you had fun at the last Hot Mess Sister trail?! Well prepare your livers and get ready to be blown. . . . . away because the Hot Mess Sisters have a 4/20 double headed dildo prepared for you! You know what cross faded is? Youz 'bout to find out!

If you are still standing mostly upright after the Half Assed, welcome to the Hot mess sister Pink Moon trail. We have more fun drinks and more hot mess shenanigans ready for you. And that's all we got, because we are all too stoned to make any more funnies.

If you plan on drinking as much as we have prepared for you to drink and smokey, please Uber. All trails will be in the same area for your stumbling convenience. Food is served at the Stick with plenty of other options very close.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, April 21, 2019 10:00am
Tits Out for Jesus Day!
Hare(s): John, Paul, Peter, and that slut Mary Magdalene
Address: 5255 Mt Ararat Dr, San Diego, CA 92111
In front of the Clairemont Covenant Church. Park on the street.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/VvKqNVPuQHT2
Run Fee: 10 drachma
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
On the third day, Jesus arose from the grave and exclaimed, "Show us your titties!". Well, that's just about as believable as the other version and I like it better.

We are going to celebrate everything about titties, and hope fully see a few too. Wear your halters, bikini tops, pasties, or hell, go bare if you want. We want to see 'em and worship them.

Dogs: Trail is full of foxtails. You were warned. On-in ok if well behaved.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, April 21, 2019 2:00pm
Hoppy Yeaster - Return of the Eiffel Tower
Hare(s): I Shart The Sheriff, Starfucks, H2Ho
Address: Corner Bisby Lake Dr and Highwood Dr.
San Diego, Ca 92119
Directions: Cum to the corner and park where you can... follow the chalk to the r*n start
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
It’s that time is year again! The flowers are blooming, animals are breeding and the Eiffel Tower is coming out from their burrow to celebrate their analversary.

It’s time to chase the yeaster bunny in true Sheriff style, so lace up your r*nning shoes, maybe some hiking boots, mind the ticks (no P.O. at least), and let’s get drunk for Jesus, cause we all know he can’t go hashing.

Trail will be A to B, with a pool at on-after, so bring your suit, or don’t. R*n start and on-after is not dog friendly.


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La Jolla
La Jolla Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, April 22, 2019 6:00pm
Easter (Observed) Hash
Hare(s): Liz and Craig
Address: Roadrunner Park
La Cuenta Drive at La Cuenta Court
Tierrasanta, "The Island in the Hills"
San Diego, CA, 92124
Directions: From the 15, go east on Tierrasanta Boulevard (really creative name there)

Turn right at La Cuenta

Park is on the right after the school
Run Fee: $8 for guests, and well worth it
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
4 mile turkey, 2 mile walker, 1 beer check


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, April 22, 2019 6:30pm
The Earth is Round, Bitches!
Hare(s): Swing Low Don Julio and Shirley
Address: The Ken Club - 4079 Adams Avenue, San Diego CA 92116 (in Kensington, genius)
Directions: Use a Thomas Bros guide...
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Today is Earth Day! Come celebrate the astronomical roundness of our favorite planet with (ANOTHER) adventure in Kensington. If you think the Earth is flat, you should be ashamed of yourself and don't come to our R*N. In honor of the planet that allows us assholes to call her home, chain yourself to a tree, throw yourself in front of a bulldozer at the wetlands, cut the gas line of your neighbor's Land Rover, or simply fart in a friend's car with the windows up and re-create a global warming model (this will be effective). Reminisce with Don Julio about her hippy days in college at Berkeley with some drinks on trail and a Safety Check! Also ask Shirley about his bitchin' long hair in high school! Come join us and you might see a new part of Kensington (but probably not...) Seriously though, ride your bike to trail or at least carpool with some pals in reverence of Earth Day. Don't be an asshole.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, April 26, 2019 6:30pm
Rush Hour/Juggles Hash Wedding!
Hare(s): Downward Becky and Speedo
Address: 1265 23rd Street
San Diego CA 92102
Directions: use the googles or Waze
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Another happy ending for a hasher and harriette! Rush Hour Rubdown and Please May I Juggle Your Balls? have decided on a forever partnership and would love to have you join/heckle/drink with them as they pledge to only bone one another going forward. TUSU will be the unofficial officiant.

Wedding-ish attire is encouraged, ESPECIALLY for the canine guests.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, April 29, 2019 6:30pm
2nd Anal Tiara Santa Satanic Hash
Hare(s): Balls Upright, Stealth Boobs, Miso Hernie
Address: JP's Pub
10436 Clairemont Mesa Blvd.
Directions: JP's is in the Vons parking lot in Tierrasanta
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
What do you get when you cross Santa, Satan, and a pretty princess? Your favorite Hash! The Second Anal Tiara Santa Satanic Hash.
Wear your sexy Santa suit, wear your sexy Satan suit, dress as a princess.
Once again there will be an epic prize for best dressed!
This Hash has all the things! Checks, Marks, Flour, Shiggy, Christmas, HELL, and your favorite sexy princess hasher.
JP's Pub is excited to have the Hash back. Super cheap mini-pitchers of craft beer, and really tasty pub food.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, June 3, 2019 6:30pm
Triple Stripper 1st Anal-versary!!
Hare(s): Stripper Fi and Triple Nipple
Address: The Hole in The Wall
2820 Lytton St
San Diego CA, 92110
Directions: Across the street from Liberty station. If you see guys in military uniforms you've gone to far!
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
What better way to celebrate our first Anal-versary than with an ABC hash!! Anything But Clothes!!! Recycle those empty beer boxes, use that duck tape for good and not just those uncooperative dates, or simply hot glue random stuff together. Time to get crafty!! Pintrest has a lot of inspiration!

It’s national repeat day, but it will be our last hash in San Diego! So let’s party with lots of beer, lots of hot ass, and lots of fun!! Make sure to Lyft, Uber, walk or carpool… The Hole ALWAYS wins!!

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