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Volleyball
Volleyball Hash  Thursday evenings during the summer.   Thursday, July 20, 2017 6:30pm
Thurs. VBall AGAIN!
Hare(s): Dogfish
Address: Liberty Station
2755 Cushing Rd., San Diego, California 92106
Directions: Near the parking lot, next to the crumbling yellow bldg. where the HHHs have ended.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/dir/Liberty+...
Run Fee: 0 or $6 if you want access to keg
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Mmm; will Dr. D. be hauling bev.s? Will he and I get on over to Green Flash to double the volume at the same price? Will all participating have a blast as usual?


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, July 21, 2017 6:30pm
Comic-Con Hash Run
Hare(s): Stop the Bus, Argentoona, Peso Per View, Ginger Snatch, Cuntul Floss & Just Jenni
Address: South end of Presidents Way next to Graffiti Bridge.
Directions: Same location as last year. Off of Park Blvd, across the street from Balboa Park, in the South/West side of Presidents Way.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/32%C2%...
Run Fee: $9 for Hashers, $4 for kids 2+, kids under 2 free.
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Attention, Attention, Attention!!!!
SDH3 and Diaper Hash have teamed up for this year's Comic-Con Hash!! Cum out in your favorite Cosplay, Comic character, Super Hero, or just a good 'ol tutu for this event.
Because we are not cool enough for them, miniHashers will have a circle of their own, with their straight outta of a juice box drinks & cool food made by the one and only Dogfish...they even get their own trail!!! Hashers, if you want to go on their trail you better play it cool.
Did I mention a miniHasher is haring???
You cannot miss this year's Comic-Con run!!!
ON-ON *Peso*


Hashes Later This Week


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, July 22, 2017 10:00am
ED and CJ are at it again
Hare(s): ED, CJ and Fornication at Elevation
Address: 12262 Keld Court San Diego, CA 92129
Directions: Rancho Penasquitos area
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/12262+...
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Hear Ye Hear Ye
ED and CJ are at it again for all you wankers. To many of you made it back from Berserk a few weeks ago. So we will try it again. This trail will make The Journey to the Center of the Earth look like childs play (Just Kidding). Actually this trail will be a scenic runners trail that all ages should love. To be honest, I think Turkeys could probably handle the extra mileage of Eagle if they desire. We dropped Faliure this time for a beautiful Harriette Fornication at Elevation who has opened her Bosom, I mean doors to all us Half minds. Trail will be A to A from her house. There is a pool so bring your swim gear (This is not Berserk so clothing is not optional). I leave for Hawaii next week to be a racists. ED will be cooking up some yummy island theme food (Who cares about trail when he is cooking?). FYI: The sweet nectar of the Gods will be on trail and Circle. However, ED is going back into the lab to make some type of alcohol concoction for trail.
Side note: Blue is a loveable dog, but is very protective of his home. Please no dogs at Circle.


Link to this Event  View Map Humpin & LBH3/OCHHH Hash    Saturday, July 22, 2017 2:00pm
117 BEER CHECKS
Hare(s): Ben Dover, Splitting Adams, Hairy Twatter, Designer Stud, Tastes Like Home, High Beams, Intercourse With A Horse Of Course, Speedophile, Butt BrokHer, EZ & The Dork Knight
Address: Hosp Grove Park, COTU
The area off Jefferson St.
Parking Address:
1818 Marron Rd #104, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Directions: ***PARKING!!*** Please park at Club Pilates or BKK Thai and walk to the park.
Run Fee: $25
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
If you have never done this, there are 117 beer checks!! Yes it is possible, only your livers will regret it!! As you know Humpin is The Unstoppable Fist & can make anything worse & they will!!
Humpin H3 combined with some LBH3/OCHHH hashers will provide you with dinner, munchies, an awesome patch for you patch whores, and more beer than you can drink with your rego.

Paypal your rego to paypal.me/dmntd23. Use Friends & Family option so it's free and please leave your hash name in the notes or we won't know who paid!!

Or make check payable to:
Jennifer Wood
311 Main St #7
Seal Beach, CA 90740
***If you are sending me a check, please do not use hash names on the envelope as it is my office.

Hash Hotel is Motel 6 Carlsbad Village Drive. Make your own reservations.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, July 23, 2017 2:00pm
117 Beer Checks Hangover Run
Hare(s): Thumbs Up Bums Up, Bayou Butt Slut
Address: Hennessey's Tavern
2777 Roosevelt St, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/bEcRvk8FJqs
Run Fee: 7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
A harriette borrows her dad's T-bird to do a little hashing with her two friends, but they run out of fuel unexpectedly, and must stop in COTU! They arrive on the California coast, where they have fun and a few close encounters with some guys. One of the guys, Bayou Butt Slut, who just wants to run and drink bier, is being threatened with condemnation of his beach house unless he puts some money into repairs. The Harriette babes offer to enter the bikini contest with their way-out designs to try and win the money he needs, but they are hampered by Howdy Do Me who will stop at nothing to win!!

Want to find out what happens!? Then cum one cum all to the 117 Beer Checks Hangover Run, presented by the Humpin Hash House Harriers. Things you may need for the trail are a swimsuit, a towel, some sun lube to share, and optionally cash on hand for a bar stop or two.

On-On

UPDATE: see the new run start location. Hennessey's Tavern in Carlsbad!!


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, July 24, 2017 6:30pm
The Camel Toe Run
Hare(s): Swing Low Don Julio, Intercourse with a Horse Of Course, and NOT Haleys Cockit
Address: 6065 Fairmount Ave, San Diego, CA 92120
Run Fee: 3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Team Swinging Horse Cockless brings you another wonderful trail through Grantville. We have lost Haleys Cockit to the kennels of the Pacific North West, but that won't stop this team from laying a shiggy filled trail, full of fun obstacles like the San Diego river, and a plethora of hedonistic hooch to consume on trail. Wear your tightest or most revealing running clothes to celebrate Don Julio's favorite toe.


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Green Flash
Green Flash Hash  The fourth Tuesday of every month.   Tuesday, July 25, 2017 6:15pm
Run # 72
Hare(s): Intercourse w/ a Horse, of Course! Speedophile
Address: Green Flash Brewery
Directions: Corner of Mira Mesa Blvd and Flanders Drive
Run Fee: $8
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Intercourse w/ a Horse of Course, with special super star guest hare Speedophile will do our best to find you some interesting trail for one and all. Haleys Cockit showed me a few of his favs that might warrant dusting off.
thanks to Horsey for volunteering to hare and Dogfish for cooking again. remember to keep your dogs on leash in the brewery and no chairs allowed.


Hashes Later This Month


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, July 28, 2017 6:30pm
There Will Be Hooters
Hare(s): Kilt Whisperer and Pablo Pisscobar
Address: You Did Your Best's Casa
3477 Aveley Place, Clairemont, 92111
Directions: Street parking is available but limited. Best to find a DD and carpool.
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Notes:
Hooters, tatas, fun bags, whatever you like to call those tig ol'bities, you know TECOLOTES!!! Hoot...hoot...hoot...Cum on out for a fun run through the infamous canyons of Clairemont. I do hope you get to see owls...I mean hooters on trail! Bring your shiggy socks and change of shoes if your clumsy or just distracted easily by owls...I mean hooters. Trail is roughly 5-6 miles with a few easy water crossings. Food will be provided by our gracious host. Dogs are welcome at the on-in but highly advised off trail (some busy roads and steep terrain). Don't forget a chair and vessel! On-On!


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Hare of the Dog
Hare of the Dog Hash    Saturday, July 29, 2017 10:00am
Loopy Loop
Hare(s): dbi
Address: The Waterfront Bar & Grill
2044 Kettner Blvd, San Diego, California 92101
Run Fee: tbd
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Get your tires pumped and your liver primed , it's time to go around the bay again . this time we'll start by crossing on the ferry and then looping the bay back to downtown . multiple drink checks and bar stops and maybe a new brewery or 2 . for those of you that get tired there are trolley options at the 10 mile mark if you want to cut out . bring cash and ID ON ON !


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Hare of the Dog
Hare of the Dog Hash    Saturday, July 29, 2017 6:30pm
Loopy Loop
Hare(s): dbi
Address: The Waterfront Bar & Grill
2044 Kettner Blvd, San Diego, California 92101
Run Fee: tbd
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes:
Get your tires pumped and your liver primed , it's time to go around the bay again . this time we'll start by crossing on the ferry and then looping the bay back to downtown . multiple drink checks and bar stops and maybe a new brewery or 2 . for those of you that get tired there are trolley options at the 10 mile mark if you want to cut out . bring cash and ID ON ON !

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