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Larrikins Hash
Monday, December 10, 2018 6:30pm
Toys 4 Twats 4 (The Revenge!)
Hare(s): High Twattage & Aughghgh
Address: Kearny Mesa Bowl
7585 Clairemont Mesa Blvd, San Diego, CA 92111
Directions: Go to the bar at Kearny Mesa Bowl
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/EkQZwY9qY9S2
Run Fee: Free! (With Toy or $$ donation to Toys 4 Tots)
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Team High Aughghagge is pleased to welcome you to the 4th Anal Toys for Twats hash benefiting the Toys for Tots organization in San Diego. There isn't a toy store at the run start so you'll have to plan ahead if you want to donate actual toys. Never fear though we will be happy to pass along your cash/check donations to the hero Marines who will be on hand to collect our donations. Last year we raised over $2000 and a ton of toys for Toys for Tots. Let's try for even more this year!
We'll have awesome cookie and drink combinations to both dazzle your tastebuds and test your livers! If you made the last three years, you know what to expect! Give some, GET SOME! In lieu of the run fee, we ask for a cash or check donation to Toys for Tots, or a new unwrapped toy. The first 125 people will receive a 2017 Toys for Twats patch, and raffle tickets for some very NSFW naughty toys!
Lots of Love and thanks for caring! ❤
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Pub Hash
Tuesday, December 11, 2018 6:30pm
Naughty or Nice!
Hare(s): High Beams & In Cum Snatch
Address: Blackthorn Irish Pub & Grub
3010 Clairemont Dr
San Diego, CA 92117
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
Do you know if you are on the Naughty or Nice list this year?? We don't promise we can tell you which side you are on Santa's list, but we have our own. Come find out where you stand with some Naughty or Nice trivia presented by the prettiest elf in all the land, In Cum Snatch!
Baby it's cold outside... Oh sorry we can't sing that any more, but it really is cold outside, so dress accordingly. It might be muddy, a spare set of shoes could be helpful, but we will avoid water crossings as much as possible. Head lights because dark. I'll see if I can get a warm drink on trail for you crazy wanks. ON ON!
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Mission Harriettes Hash
Wednesday, December 12, 2018 6:30pm
9th Anal Tacky Light Tour
Hare(s): In Cum Snatch, Bimbo By Day, and Maui Wowie
Address: 5050 Conrad Ave, San Diego, CA 92117
In Front of Creative Performing and Media Arts School.
Directions: I-805, west on Clairemont Mesa Blvd., right on Longford St., right on Conrad Ave. Park on the street.
Run Fee: $9
Pre-lube: Peter D's Pub
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
It's the most tackiest time of the year!
Chinese lights to infinity, 'round a cardboard nativity,
wire frame, light up, reindeer,
It's that red-neckiest time of the year!
Bring your ugliest sweater, red leopard print, better!
Chase harriets 'round Clairemont for beer,
The ninth anal Tacky Light Tour is here!
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North County Hash
Saturday, December 15, 2018 10:00am
Xmas Comes Early / Signup Saturday
Hare(s): Cums Overnight, Bender Like Beckham, Dead Dog Walking
Address: 13073 Oak Knoll Road, Poway
Directions: A: From #15 take Poway Road east to Oak Knoll, turn left and go to the top of the hill.
B: Turn right on Poway Road heading west, turn right on Sabre Springs PKWY, it will change names to Rancho Carmel Drive but keep going and turn left on Avenue of Science Drive. Second Chance Brewing, 15378 Avenue of Science. Picnic tables in parking lot. Please park on the right side of the building or on the street.
Thomas Bros:
Smartphone
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A, drive to B
On after: Second Chance Brewing
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Dead Dog and Beckham are here to serve up one more awesome trail run for your Xmas present from us. This one will offer some virgin trail and single tracks. 100% dirt. Trial shoes with good traction are a must. But wait, there's more. This is also "Sign Up Saturday", you sign up for a 2019 run and Cums Overnight will give you a beer ticket to be used at the on-after. So get out your calendar and start thinking about when you would like to hare next year, you may as well get a free beer for it. One beer per run. Cums Overnight will also be the food hare.
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San Diego Hash
Sunday, December 16, 2018 10:00am
Festivus for the Rest of Us!
Hare(s): 3/4 of the Hotmess Sisters
Address: Tierrasanta Rec Center
11220 Clairemont Mesa Blvd
San Diego, CA 92124
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Air out your grievances around the steel pole and join us for some feats of strength and a trail! Circle won't end until you pin the GM in a wrestling match!
High Beams and Tastes Like Home will lay a post-half-marathon trail for you and Whoop Areola will cook up some tasty food for everyone. Come on out and enjoy the holiday for everyone else!
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Larrikins Hash
Monday, December 17, 2018 6:30pm
The Smedium Hash #2
Hare(s): Children of the Porn, Bloody in Tents, Baby Huey, Gimme 3 Squirts
Address: 4079 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: http://bfy.tw/Kyd5
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
All run themes have finally been exhausted, yet again, and thus the Smedium Hash is upon us! dig to the back of your t-shirt drawer and find that shirt that’s never quite fit and is at least two sizes too small and wear it to the hash. And remember nothing looks better with a smedium shirt than a pairing with smedium shorts. since nothing accentuates an ill-fitting garment quite like a belly full of beer, there will be at least 3 beer/drink checks along the way.
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Full Moon Hash
Thursday, December 20, 2018 6:30pm
#400 Runs!
Hare(s): High Beams & Fat Basque Turd
Address: Princess Pub & Grill
1665 India St, San Diego, CA 92101
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/rAEBvmLuy6p
Run Fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Four Hundred Moons Ago... Some drunk guy and some other drunk guy said "Hey, lets do a run on every full moon", and the Original Full moon Hash was born. Now we go back to where it all began at the Princess Pub in Little Italy. This is going to be a very special run. It's holiday time so parking will be a bitch. Uber or taxi is best. Tell you friends. Tell those walking dead hashers to crawl out from in front of Matlock and cum see some faces they havn't seen in, I don't know, like, four hundred moons?
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San Diego Hash
Friday, December 21, 2018 6:30pm
The Saturnalia Hash
Hare(s): Whorechata, Tasty, Deep Space, and Bear Crosby
Address: 3134 41 st., San Diego, Ca 92105
Directions: google maps
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
On after: Same place as the start
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Tired of the traditional ugly sweater / white elephant Christmas party? I am. You know, Jesus wasn’t white— and he damn sure wasn’t a Capricorn. So save your conventional Christmas rituals for your family and folks and cum join us to celebrate SATURNALIA!!!!
You lawless rogue bastards, this is the hash for you! Think Role reversal, gender-bending, orgies, debauchery, and all things ROMAN!!! Bring your cock rings and your pussy spanking toys. Cum as a Roman God or as a sultry nymph!
Headlamps strongly recommended ( bring one!)
Uber or Lyft highly recommended!
On On On ---> same fucking place but bring some extra booze for the after party (BYOB)
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Half-Assed Hash
Saturday, December 22, 2018 5:00pm
12 Drink Checks of Xmas
Hare(s): My Little Pony Keg, Tiki Tits, Fresh n Sleazy, Goes Down Syndrome
Address: Kensington Park (corner of Adams & Kensington Dr)
Directions: At the park in Kensington by the small library.
Run Fee: $4 + $2 patches!
Pre-lube: Ken Club (but show up on time to the park for some xmas cheer!!)
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Ho Ho Hoes!! Cum prance with the half assed half minds through gentrified Kensington. We will look at all the pretty Christmas lights and have not one... not 2... not 3! not 4! (Ok lets cut to the chase) 12!!! 12!! Drink checks!!! Last time we successfully did all 12 checks(But I still have hope we can fuck it up this year!)!!!
Also this year we will once again have 12 DRINK CHECKS OF XMAS PATCH for all those that Drink all 12 drink checks (and cough up $2).
Trail will be of course less than 3 miles. We will be starting at a special time 5:00pm. Bring a headlamp just in case you pass out in a ditch. It's easier to find you that way. It will be a bar ending with food close by to bring in.
PLEASE WEAR A HOLIDAY COSTUME!!!! This trail will be very very costume friendly.
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Humpin Hash
Sunday, December 23, 2018 2:00pm
The Psychedelic Nightmare Before Christmas
Hare(s): Whorechata, Taste Like Home
Address: 3134 41st San Diego CA 92105
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Kidnap the Humpin Hash
Take them down south
Lay a trail with flour and beer
And lots of booze and wine
Join Tasty and Whorechata on the Psychedelic Nightmare Before Christmas trail through Ghetto Heights. There will be unique themed drink checks, newish shiggy , collectible gory treasures and an amazing on in. Food by the one and only High Beams
So dress up as a psychedelic Oogie Boogy, Jack, Sally, Lock, Shock or Barrel for the last fun thing before everything is ruined by the calamity that is Christmas.
Costumes and psychedelic make up heavily encouraged. Not Kid friend.
Dog friendly as long as they are well-behaved.
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