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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, October 19, 2018 6:30pm
The Circus Cums to Poway to Save Easy
Hare(s): Plays on Easy, Go Go Dancer, 32 Ring Circus
Address: 13511 Tobiasson Road
Poway
Directions: Use the Googles!
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/nEdFA3Syij12
Run Fee: 10.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Dingleberry is tired of saving POE, so he has a new hare to "help". Trail and on in are dog friendly (but no dogs in the house). Trail is A to A. Bring your shiggy socks as we will be running through the hills of Poway! Don't forget your headlamps. Go Go Dancer will be cooking up food for all you hungry hashers.
On On!


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, October 20, 2018 10:00am
The Unemployed Hares Hash
Hare(s): ED, G-Minor, T&T
Address: Small, unnamed park at Torreyana Rd and Science Park Rd. in the Torrey Pines area east of N. Torrey Pines Rd.
Directions: Using your smart phone, enter Torreyana Road into your map application. Follow the instructions to get there. A flashlight may be necessary.
Map Link: https://Torrey Pines area.
Thomas Bros: Google maps
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to A
On after: New English Brewing
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
The trail hares are unemployed, so they have had plenty of time to scout trail. But, unfortunately, they have been too busy doing laundry, or, through their middle-aged depression, have managed to get the family car washed, with the coaxing of wives. As a result of their hectic schedule, no time to scout. So Eagle and Turkey trails will be long and shitty. But the food hare, ED, who is fully employed, will make the best French Toast (or something) west of the Mississippi. Come out and enjoy this screwy trail and fantastic ED food. Flashlights may be needed.


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Sunday, October 21, 2018 10:00am
Hare(s): Penis Machinist and Ginger Snatch
Address: Pioneer Park (Mission Hills Park), 1521 Washington Pl, San Diego, CA 92103
Directions: Use your smartphone
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/xtUrewZL2FM2
Thomas Bros: 1268H5
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Yes another Sunday funday! Join us for a fun run thru central Hillcrest and Mission Hills. There will be good food and company.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, October 21, 2018 2:00pm
I Fight People with Throat Punches in the PoPo Parkling Lot
Hare(s): I Fight People with Alzheimers, Hitler's My Bitch (Throat Punch!), C Fuck Run and Anal Rose
Address: 2560 Orion Way, Carlsbad, CA 92010
Directions: Carlsbad Police Station parking lot, near the skate park.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/ryUCYZXnvSN2
Run Fee: 3 goats, or 4 chickens and a pig. Bring exact change please.
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Alzheimers and Throat Punch want to thank the Mighty Humpin' Hash for being their home away from home this season. And what better way than to hare a shig-tastic romp through the hills of COTU with veteran Super Hares CFR and Anal Rose?

Be ready to experience the trail that your ancestors will sing anthems about. Not one, not two but THREE breweries will send your beer palate on an adventure. There will also be a beer check and a first Humpin' ever Bubble Gum Check. Oh the mind reels at what THAT could be about.

But don't worry, we haven't forgotten YOU, STIF. We may be starting at a police station (where else but COTU could you do that, I ask you? Not in El Cajon, says Anal), but we found an extra secluded virgin ending that will ensure STIF's Open Season will continue unabated. Don't forget to bring your sun-drenched mayonnaise and spoiled fish guts to send off this beloved Hasher the Humpin' way.

Important Notes: Be sure to bring headlamps and hobo-repellent. It's been getting dark and homeless earlier lately. Bring ID and cash for the breweries (though one of the breweries will be covered by your hares!)

Also, this is an A to B run, like in the Old Humpin' Days. BRING A RUN BAG or be prepared to do without all those great things like chairs and drinking vessels and heart medication and prophylactics when you get to the end.


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La Jolla
La Jolla Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, October 22, 2018 6:00pm
Hare(s): Penis Machinist, Ginger Snatch, and BMW
Address: Pioneer Park (Mission Hills Park), 1521 Washington Pl, SD, CA 92103.
Directions: Use your Smartphone.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/5J8zpbkpeHQ2
Thomas Bros: 1268H5
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Well we all need some fun on Monday! Cum join us for a great trail, good food and a good drink check.


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Larrikins
Larrikins Hash  Every Monday night.   Monday, October 22, 2018 6:30pm
Stripper AIDS Hash
Hare(s): Stripper Fi and GrenAIds
Address: The Tilted Stick
4970 Voltaire St
San Diego, CA 92107
Directions: follow the 8w all the way to the end and keep going a little bit more!
Run Fee: $4
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Just in case you didn't make enough bad decisions over the weekend we have Stripper Aids for you to try and catch! The trail will be dirty, it will be cold, and it's guaranteed to disappoint! We will have beer, baby shiggy and body part checks!!

Bring a headlamp so you can see! Aids is involved so there might be some sketchy dark alley places.


Hashes Later This Month


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San Diego
San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, October 26, 2018 6:30pm
Spooky Hash
Hare(s): Flabio
Address: Presidents Way, Balboa Park
Directions: Park in the usual spot by the footbridge.
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/@32.7228923,...
Run Fee: $10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
A spooky trail around Balboa Park. We will run around the San Diego Haunted Trail, and some other haunts.
Wear a spooky costume, or if you are already scary looking, come as you are. As your RA, I can promise "no rain" this time.
Looking for co-hares.


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North County
North County Hash  Every Saturday morning.   Saturday, October 27, 2018 10:00am
Halloween Prelube at Dos Desperados
Hare(s): WeBlow Scouts and Knot Hole
Address: Run will be an A to A and drive to B. Run will start at Cerro de las Posas Recreational Park, 1387 W Borden Rd., San Marcos, CA. B will be at Dos Desperados Brewery, 1241 Linda Vista Dr. San Marcos, CA.
Directions: Take Las Posas Rd. North off of Hwy 78. In about a mile take a right on W. Borden Road. Park is on the right. To get to B, go South on Las Posas Rd. until Linda Vista Rd. about a mile from Hwy 78. Take a left on Linda Vista Rd. and you are there.
Run Fee: Same as always, 6 bucks
Trail type: A to A, drive to B
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
There are coyotes in them hills. Trail is fairly wide but steep in a few places, so it will be easy to see the rattlers.


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Humpin
Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Saturday, October 27, 2018 2:00pm
118 Beer Checks
Hare(s): Winded, Sticky, DFS, and others to be announced.
Address: 1541403000, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Hospitality Grove Park
Directions: I-5 to 78 East. Head south on Jefferson and continue on Jefferson street at the intersection with Marron Road. There is limited parking on the left.
Map Link: https://1541403000, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Run Fee: $15
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Cum out in your best Halloween trail costume. This short trail will delight all with its 118 opportunities to make an ass of yourself. Yes, there is a patch for participating in this joint adventure with OCH3.

We suggest you get a room at the Motel 6 (Hash Hotel) or a Lyft in case you drink your share. Bring a headlamp and a onesie for the evening circle.

Prizes for the best costumes in the following categories:
Magical
Sexy
Squatchy
Scary
Realistic
Adorable


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Half-Assed
Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, October 27, 2018 2:00pm
Half-Assed Halloween Hash
Hare(s): High Beams & Three Holes No Waiting
Address: Marian Bear Memorial Park
5491 Genesee Ave
San Diego, CA 92117

We will set up under the bridge, like the trolls we are!!
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hey all you basic betches! Its everyones favorite time of year to dress up as a sexy [enter some generic noun here]. Well drop that PSL (pumpkin spice latte), you basis AF betch, and trying something different. Instead of that sexy bow beep outfit, come dressed up as your HASH NAME or as your favorite hasher! And don't forget your trick or treat bag! Pillow cases still work the best!

Hey you guys!! This is my first time haring for Half-Assed and Three Holes first time haring EVER! 12 YEARS! He's been hashing for twelve years! One. Two. And he's never hared before!! Come on out and show him just how much we appreciate virgin hares! Who knows, maybe we will get FOUR PEOPLE puking in cirlce this month...

We will provide pizza and snacks for foods as we will likely be away from civilization and food sources, because hashers dressed as hash names and other hashers...

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