Printer friendly San Diego Area Runstarts

Larrikin Hash Monday 20-May-2013 6:30pm

TPM Run
Hares: Obi Wan Cum Blow Me and Ass To Mouse
Location: Agate Street & La Jolla Mesa Drive
Directions: click on link above for the google map
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $3.00
Notes: It's that time of year again! We are having our 2nd Annual TPM run. That's Titties Per Mile for those of you not in the know. We harrietes have been busting our humps, but mostly our maracas, trying to get this trail up to TPM standards. The trail will have a Turkey/Eagle split and two very TITillating beer checks.

Trail is dog-friendly but not the On-In.

A to A Prime.

Volleyball Hash Thursday 23-May-2013 5:00pm

Hares: YOU
Location: Fanuel Street Park, Pacific Beach on the bay
Directions: Grand/Garnet west to Fanuel St, south to park entrance, go west on boardwalk from park to Everts
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: FREE
Notes: Balls and boundaries are provided by the Volleyball Hash
It is illegal to take open alcohol to the beach, bay and nearby parks -It is illegal to smoke on the beach but not on the boardwalk -Remember: DO NOT bring glass containers onto the beach

Full Moon Hash Thursday 23-May-2013 6:30pm

The Flower Moon, Run #332
Hares: InCum Snatch
Location: 950 N Vulcan Ave, Encinitas by 7-11.
Directions:
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: Most likely $3.00, plus $$$$ for food and drink.
Notes:

Diaper Rash Hash Saturday 25-May-2013 10:00am

Hares: Fellatio Domingo, Finger in the Hole
Location: Casa Domingo, La Jolla
Directions: 1720 Torrey Pines Road, Park on Princess Street or in Driveway
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $6 adult, $4 child
Notes: A to A run, with hamburgers, hotdogs, Boca burgers afterwards on the lawn.

Mexican Mardi Gras Hash Saturday 25-May-2013 10:15am

Buccaneers Bring Your Booty
Hares: London, Spitz, Moist, Snoop and Post A al
Location: Ensenada, Mexico
Directions: Hop on the bus or drive to Ensenada
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: See Flier for details
Notes: http://www.sdh3.com/clh3/mmg2013flier.pdf

San Diego Hash Sunday 26-May-2013 10:00am

Norwegian Run
Hares: Cockeye, Schlong, Donny Osmond, Sticky Fingers, Bort & Nookie
Location: Murray Ridge Park
Directions: From Murray Ridge west on Chantilly and left to the park
Thomas Guide: 1249 C7
Run fee: $9.00
Notes: Usual Norwegian sandwiches, Schlong trail, pool.
Guaranteed best run of the morning.

Green Flash Hash Tuesday 28-May-2013 6:15pm

Run #22
Hares: Dduck and Mystery Hare
Location: Green Flash Brewery
Directions: Corner of Flanders and Mira Mesa Blvd
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: $8
Notes: Another great run cumming up. Duck has the trail and Dogfish has the food. See everyone in the brewery.
Sunset will be at 7:49pm (DST) so flashlights are optional
Dogs on Leashes, leave chairs at home

Volleyball Hash Thursday 30-May-2013 5:00pm

Hares: YOU
Location: Fanuel Street Park, Pacific Beach on the bay
Directions: Grand/Garnet west to Fanuel St, south to park entrance, go west on boardwalk from park to Everts
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: FREE
Notes: Balls and boundaries are provided by the Volleyball Hash
It is illegal to take open alcohol to the beach, bay and nearby parks -It is illegal to smoke on the beach but not on the boardwalk -Remember: DO NOT bring glass containers onto the beach

BERSERK Hash Saturday 01-Jun-2013 8:00am

THE BIG NUMBER 10
Hares: Fuzzy, Mojo, La Buf, Dairy Queen
Location: De Anza Springs Clothing Optional Resort
Directions: Interstate 8 to Jacumba, Follow signs to the resort
Thomas Guide:
Run fee: Varies. See web site flyer
Notes: Trail is scouted and the the run start draws near. Plan on leaving from DeAnza as early as 7:30 (temp dependent) for the 30 min ride to the start. Turkeys will depart 1 hour later. We have a most virgin trail laid out and also a pretty good turkey for the less inclined. Go to the website URL above for rego and details. See you at DeAnza.


This is our big numero 10 so we got an awesome trail in mind. One of those that we've wondered over beers for few years now..."is this even possible?..."Could we ever get a trail through this"..."this is crazy"..."it would be totally awesome though"..."pass me another palate wrecker". So this year we've committed and the scouting will commence next month. Google Earth isn't too helpful, so we'll head up and do it the old fashioned way.

LA Get A Life Hash Saturday 01-Jun-2013 1:00pm

El Lay Metro Hash #10 - The Expo Line
Hares: Damian the AntiChrist, Detachable Penis, Hard in the Saddle, SinD Bear
Location: Eastham Drive and Steller Drive, Culver(t) City
Directions: 5/405 North,10 East, La Cienega south, Jefferson east, turns into National, left on Eastham, LFH. Train: LA Union Station, Red Line, Expo Line to La Cienega, short, marked trail.
Thomas Guide: 672 J1
Run fee: $17.99 in advance and for out of LA/OC residents who notify dtach3@gmail.com in advance
Notes: We're gonna (Anti)Christen the new Expo Line, riding back and forth through that lovely little slice of life west of Downtown El Lay, in a marrauding pack, well-fortified by 9(!) BX's! You get a full day of mirth and merriment, featuring 9 drink/beer/pub stops, plus a generous selection of pre-lube beer, munchies, and down downs, all for just $17.99!