Hares: Broke Bed Mounting (trail) Teddy Metal (trivia)
Location: Triple Crown Pub
3221 Adams Ave, San Diego, CA 92116
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/pbyzcfW6HgE1HVhX9
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: It's that time of the month again to put on your thinking caps. Teddy Metal wants to test your knowledge of the Karma Sutra/sex/69 (noice).
Trail will be about 3 miles and won't have false marks.....Broke Bed promises.
On-On
Hares: Kissy Face and Nice Assets
Location: 7955 Normal Ave
La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: I 8 to Spring St. Right on La Mesa Blvd. Left on Normal Ave. House is on left.
Highway 94 to Spring Street exit. Follow ramp around stay right and make first right turn at the light on to Spring St. Left on La Mesa Blvd and left on Normal Ave. House is on left.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=79...
Run fee: $8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Yep, you're back in the Jewel Of The Hills, beautiful La Mesa. Trail is not too hilly and not too flat. It's just right.
On In is in my back yard and save your breath, I know my stairs are funky. So park your clumsy ass on the first level.
We are serving a delicious meal of undetermined something. It will be 🤷ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸.
Hope to see you there.
Hares: Kissy Face and Nice Assets
Location: 7955 Normal Ave
La Mesa, CA 91941
Directions: 94 to Spring St exit, follow ramp around to right turn at first light to Spring St. Follow to La Mesa Ave. Left on Normal. House on left
I 8 to Spring Street. Follow Spring St and then right on La Mesa Blvd. Left on Normal. House on left.
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=79...
Run fee: $8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Yep, you're back in The Jewel of the Hills, beautiful La Mesa. We have a not too hilly, not too flat trail. On In is in my back yard AND so save your breath about the funky stairs. So if you plan on falling, keep your clumsy self on the bottom level.
We will serve up a delicious meal but still determining what it will be.
Hope to see you there.
Hares: Rush Limpbone, Failure to Launch, Corny B (Food) and Mystery Hare
Location: Olivenhain Pioneer Elementary School
8000 Calle Acervo, Carlsbad, CA 92009
Directions: Click on the googles link and listen to the nice lady.
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/oGQ7vujW3yxJ45rJ9
Run fee: 8 Dolla, Make you Holla
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: A to A prime (On-in <300yds from run start)
Combination of hiking trails, horse trails and quiet country roads
Turkey just under 5m,
Eagle just over 6m,
Walker is about 3m,
A couple of beer checks for all
Delicious food by the lovely Corny B
Hares: The Whore Next Door & Irish Guilt
Location: Gershwin Park 3549 Conrad Ave, San Diego CA 92117
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Gershwin+Park/@3...
Run fee: $8 or membership
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Enjoy a fun trail through God's Country (Clairmont)! Trail will be about 4 miles with a beer check. Trail and on-in are dog friendly. It's partially stroller friendly, but we can give you a work around if you need it. Trail shoes recommended.
Hares: $3.99 an Inch. Wench be Trippin
Location: 3610 5th avenue, San Diego, CA 92103
Directions: The Loft
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Nunu's+Tavern/@3...
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Cum one, Cum all to celebrate the mysterious roots of the hash. On this one night, we gather, no longer hiding behind the statement that we are Not a cult. Bring virgins to sacrifice to our lord and savior Gispert.
Hares: My Little Pony Keg, Due Me Decimal System
Location: JT's Tavern
5821 Mission Gorge Rd San Diego, CA 92120
Google Maps: https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=JT...
Run fee: $5 or FREE if you bring a virgin!!
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: Scrounge up a virgin and sacrifice them to this virgin friendly hash and if you do you do you pay NO HASH CASH!!
We will do a turkey trail of about 3 miles and an eagle of about 5 miles so that it will be good for both over and underachievers a like. We will do our best to make a trail that is very representative of the hash and fun for virgins so come on out!!
Hares: Team Bromance (Shocka By Proxy and Fingerbang An Orangutan)
Location: Guava Beach Bar & Grill
3714 Mission Blvd,
San Diego, CA 92109
Directions: Park here: https://maps.app.goo.gl/BRtcn56783YvNHFo9
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/FMgYo3NgC9W6GpSe9
Run fee: $5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Notes: Team Bromance is bringing back the jorts run for its 10th year! All you never nudes need to dig out those sexy cutoffs and come out for a scenic trail around Mission Beach. It's one of the longest Mondays of the year with plenty of daylight and hopefully a killer view of the sunset.
As with previous jorts runs, the end of trail will feature a refreshing swim. That means do not bring technology on trail and bring a change of clothes and towel for the end. If you want to avoid the swim, you can, but it'll add a little bit to your run and you might miss the Hop, Skip, and Go Naked drink check. There will be one other beer check in case you miss that one.
On-In is excited to host us and has happy hour ALL DAY! I wouldn't recommend bringing doggos since there's a swim, crowded trails, and no dogs in the bar. Don't forget to wear jorts!
Hares: Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog
Location: 711 San diego
Directions: 1670 Kettner
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/e2vQ781CRHM4iBiz9?g_st=ic
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes:
Hares: Ain't Nuthin' but a Horn Dog
Location: 711 San diego
Directions: 1670 Kettner
Google Maps: https://maps.app.goo.gl/e2vQ781CRHM4iBiz9?g_st=ic
Run fee: 5
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Notes: