San Diego Hash
Sunday, September 27, 2015 10:00am
Sit On My Banana 7 Hour Wedding Hash
Hare(s): Sit On My Facebook, Nibbles n Pricks, Whore Next Door, Backdoor Banana Bitch, and Throws Up Stays Up
Address: Cypress Canyon Park, San Diego, CA 92131
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/G1jND3cVDzy
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
On after: Haley's farewell hash, Sabre Springs Park
Dog friendly: Yes
Sit On My Facebook and Backdoor Banana Bitch are getting married, and they could only think of one way to celebrate with the hash: to get everyone wasted!
Dress up in your best (but more likely worst) tuxedo and/or bridesmaid dress themed costume.
They're teaming up with Whore Next Door and Throws Up Stays Up for the fourth anal 7 hour (short trail, long on in with booze) hash. IN CASE YOU CAN'T READ, TRAIL WILL ONLY TAKE 1-2 HOURS, THEN YOU KEEP DRINKING.
This will be an 80-90% shiggy trail that's just under four miles. There will be not one but two drink checks, including a champagne toast. Beer and water will be at both drink checks.
Trail may get a bit hot, so wear sunscreen, but there's no P.O. in the wonderful suburb that is Scripps Ranch.
Nibbles will be preparing a brunch feast to help soak up the booze.
Join us for the ceremony where Facebook and Backdoor will be joined in unholy mattress-mony, and help drain the kegs that will be flowing until 5 pm.
Whatever time that you leave this hash, you should also be able to make it to Haley's going away hash a few miles away at Sabre Springs Park.
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