Sunday, August 7, 2016 2:00pm
There is virgin terrain around Solana Beach
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, No Means Gnome, Cousin Scrubbin and High Beams
Address: Chase Bank parking lot, Solana Beach Town Center, 607 Lomas Santa Fe Dr, Solana Beach, CA 92075
Directions: Exit I-5 at Lomas Santa Fe Dr (NOT Santa Fe Dr, for that's a YBF). Go toward the big blue salty wet thing. Just past the first light, make a left into the shopping center and look for the bank lot on the right.
It's a Sunday, so parking is all ours. Further, since the Humpin' bank account with its $10M in assets is at Chase, we get free use of any of their facilities worldwide.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/PZowiRBhAsD2
Run Fee: $7, you cheap wank
Trail type: A to B
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
*** New and Improved Notes, because of Prizes and all that! ***
Ladies and genitals, boys and girls, and hashers and harriettes of all ages: there is virgin terrain around Solana Beach, so innocent and pure that no hasher has ever fully penetrated it. And we found 3 such regions. Your hares will pillage that, plus give you an opportunity to see everything this beautiful part of the county has to offer.
Bring a flashlight -- even better, bring two!
Bring some dry shoes for after, and bring some dry clothes in general for after in case you go really kookoo out there.
Streets, shig, sandiness, trails, over, under and through, there's something for everyone on this trail -- part of it's even skateboard-friendly!
Trail is fairly dog-friendly, especially for the smaller and more portable breeds, and those with opposable thumbs.
So as not to confuse this trail with any recent trails, your hares will be using white flour. White Flour!
And at this time... this trail will feature 6 or so Prize Checks on trail. First person to find each prize wins it (one prize per customer, however, please, you FRB). Some prizes you will find to be very useful and fun and make you safe in the segment of trail following it, because Safety Third. Other prizes will keep you less thirsty at the Bring-Yer-ID beercheck or will give you an option to get up close and personal with one of the hares.
And yeah, bring your ID and a few pesos for the super-deluxe beercheck, where if the bartender asks "RU," respond accordingly and get the happy hour discount on ANYTHING on tap. Plus there are a couple other specials on the board.
Questions / comments / complaints, contact Captain Jerk. OnON!
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