Saturday, January 14, 2017 2:00pm
Self Lubricating Shoeless Hole
Hare(s): Shoeless Hole and Self-Lubricating Asshole
Address: 42095 Zevo Dr #1, Temecula, CA 92590
Run Fee: $8.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: No
Shoeless Ho and Self Lubricating Asshole (if he remebers volunteering) will be haring a trail....cum hell or high water.
Speaking of water, it's supposed to rain Wed-Fri, so trail will be self lubricating, so bring a change of shoes in case they get wet and/or muddy.
Pre-lubing is advised, so bring some money and show up at noon when they open. Two hours of drinking will make you think the trail is even better than you won't remember.
The trail will be 4-5 miles long depending on the weather and trail conditions. There will be a couple of beerchecks...and boobchecks...and dickchecks...and backchecks....and maybe an optional safety check.
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