Sunday, August 13, 2017 2:00pm
Over, Under, Around, and Through The 92OO8
Hare(s): Glitter Tits, Pop Rocks, Captain Jerk, Me Soooo Hyundai, Mommy's Dirty Dildo and Constantly Cumming
Address: Hosp Grove Rotary Park and Trail Head. Who said Trail Head?
This is the Hosp Grove Park that's on Monroe in between Carlsbad Village Dr and Marron, NOT the 117 Beer Check One that's on Jefferson. Got it? Cool.
Directions: Exit 78 at Jefferson. Go south. Continue straight on Marron. Probably best to park near the corner of Marron & Monroe. Try the SW corner of Ghetto Mall, east of the Olive Garden, unless you get there early and snag a spot in Hosp Grove Rotary Trail Head. Who said Trail Head?
Anyway, if you park at Ghetto Mall, walk S on Monroe about 100 yds to the completely unlabeled Canyon st, which is really a dirt road that enters a sort of picnic area. LFH. Etc.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/tksARo3Djzp
Run Fee: $7, you cheap bastard
Trail type: A to A
On after: Pop Rocks & Glitter's pool and jacuzzi. It's awesome. Kindly bring a couple $$ for pizza etc.
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
This is sooooo right near us, and yeah, we've started here a couple times this year. BUTT this trail NOT what you expect!
This trail is so f'n virgin we might require a sacrifice. Bring headlamps, swimwear, welding mask, croquet set, a few $$, and an ID for a super bonus beercheck or two. Remember the revenge of El Chapo. He brought dry shoes. So should you.
We really don't think you should bring your dog unless Rover has opposable thumbs and can swim a 4 minute mile. Sorry to Beaver Retriever and friends.
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