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Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, December 16, 2007 2:00pm
The Mile "High" Club Run
Hare(s): Flotation Devices and Two Fisted
Location: Poinsettia Park
Directions: I5 to Palomar Airport Rd. Go East. Turn Right on Hidden Valley Rd. Park is on the right.
Run Fee: $5.00
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Are you a member of the mile high club? We are!!Cum join us on our flight of fantasy!

A long long time ago Southwest Airlines stopped serving complimentary drinks. At Humpin' Air flight #69 we will bring back the open bar for all domestic flights. (This does not apply for international flights.) As soon as the pilot has turned off the fasten seat belt sign, you may begin the fornicating. Your super sexy stewardess will be pushing COCKtails through the aisle for your enjoyment. Barf bags will be provided

Flight Info:

It might be long, it might be short, its free drinks, WHO CARES. This will be an A to Zaius reverse Turkey/Eagle beercheck trail with a 4/3 split. (Ask AH)

We take our safety checks very seriously at Humpin' Air, so there will be several security checks including body cavity searches, random probes, security wands, you know all the things you love about being searched.

Cum join the mile high club.

The ending will have ampitheater style seating, so be sure to bring your blanket, chair and a change of everything.

This is not a costume run...(tho please feel free to dress up as pilot, flight attendant, tourist, whatever you wish if you wish) OR Cum as your normal wanker self..just dress like a passenger.

Hares away at 2:15PM sharp!!!

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