Saturday, August 23, 2008 2:00pm
Half-Assed TRUE TRAIL Summer Fiesta
Hare(s): A.S.S.S. and ZAP
Location: The Glorietta Bay Promenade Park close to 1900 Silver Strand Blvd, Coronado Island between the Amphibious Base and the Coronado Community Center
Directions: Take the Coronado Bridge, road becomes 3rd Street. Turn left on Orange Ave. Go past the Hotel Del, road becomes Silver Strand Blvd. Make a u-turn at Rendova Rd and park on the street along Silver Strand Blvd between Rendova and Avenida Lunar. Some parking also in front of the park on Strand Way. Look for the brick shithouse.
Run Fee: $7.00 plus any sidedish or food you want to bring - just not chips.
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Why are we waiting? You've been creamin', screamin' or dreamin' for TRUE TRAIL! A day at the beach of half-assed proportions with ice cold beer from your lips to your belly. Beer at a beach, WTF? Cum celebrate summer at the HAH3 Summer Fiesta in sunny Coronado.
ON-IN: Surf's up - beer, beach and bitches. Sand, ocean, volleyball, b-ball court, Frisbee, more! Shade, char grills and bathrooms very close by at the on-in were you can change. Don't miss this run!!!
Pack your bikini's, chairs, condoms, anal lube, koozees, umbrellas, sunscreen, towels - NO GLASS, NO JET SKIS and sorry, no dogs of any kind - WOOF - all virgins must be hot!
Bring your Military ID (preferred) or Driver's License on the run (don't ask, just do it!) and something to put it in so you won't lose that shit.
Run is A-B, dos cerveza checks along the way. ONONON close by!