Monday, March 2, 2009 6:30pm
Ass Rammer goes down hash
Hare(s): Ass Rammer, Neighbor FAIL, Heaven's Gate
Location: Tailgate park, downtown. Location moved to have more free parking, but if you don't want to walk, it's $3 to park in the lot.
Directions: 5 S or 163 S. Take 10th st. exit. Drive south until Market, turn left, then right on 13th st. Find parking.
Run Fee: $2 + $$ for the Trolley and/or any of the 100 bars on the route.
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Ass Rammer's first downtown run! Come watch as he, for the first time, hares in an area he doesn't live in... will he get lost? Will Lacy snare him? Will you?
Neighbor FAIL is attempting to hare for the first time, and is still not sure how this whole "laying of flour" thing works. Especially as someone told him he could lay two miles with two pounds, so you're probably all SOL.
Heaven's Gate is a lifetime hare, and making his triumphant return after sacrificing his health to save a small puppy... and a little girl... and 8 kegs of beer! Will he be able to walk? Will his memory be affected and lay a trail that loops back on itself?
6.5mi Eagle, 4mi Turkey, 2.5mi Chicken. 1 Beercheck on trail. It's downtown, so it should be mostly well lit, but bring your headlamp just in case. On-in has $3 drafts (& wine) until midnight! Dog friendly! Hot waitresses! Food specials! What more do you want?
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