Saturday, June 27, 2009 12:30pm
Half Assed Poolside Extravaganza
Hare(s): PITB, Sheep Sex, Cocky Mountain Snowball and Depreciating Assets
Location: Starbucks, 9716 Campo Rd, Spring Valley
Directions: Use a GPS and avoid horrible directions from Anal Rose
Run Fee: somewhere between $1 and $1000
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
It's Puke of Hurl's freakin' Birthday, man! Sheep Sex and Pain in the Boner want a trail and party to show him a good time. Secret's out that the Half-Assed Hash is a Mobile Party of San Diego! Trail will end where Half-Assed has never gone before! This dog-friendly site is guaranteed to get you wet!
This trail is almost two weeks away, so OF COURSE we don't have the foggiest idea how we'll do this. We have no trail, no plans, not one clue. BUT we do know there will be the following kick-assedness.
Pool and a hot tub! Be sure to bring a suit... or not! Awesome Mexican food! Beer Pong! Surprise Hares! A to A, A to A prime, or A to B trail! Juggling Circus Clowns and a camel to ride! Steve Guttenberg signing autographs and entertaining guests! Even a live unicorn! Bring a change of clothes and at least one hot Harriette.
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