San Diego Hash
Friday, February 12, 2010 6:30pm
Lincoln 201st Birthday Run
Hare(s): Wax My Ass, Last Call, Butt Chug Ready, Just Ann
Location: Cul-de-sac at south end of Mesamint Street, 4S Ranch (Rancho Bernardo)
Directions: From the south, I-15 to Camino Del Norte west (left), Right on Camino San Bernardo, Left on Thornmint, Left on Mesamint to end. From the north, I-15 South to Rancho Bernardo Road west (right), left on Camino San Bernardo, right on Thornmint, left on Mesamint to end.
Run Fee: $8.00
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Cum celebrate the 201st birthday of the third most famous American, after George Washington and Wax My Ass. Hey, does Abe have a song named after him? Actually he does, and it goes like this: "Abraham Lincoln was a good old man, washed his face with a frying pan, jumped out the window with his dick in his hand, and said 'excuse me ma'am I'm Superman." (First grade nursery rhyme heard in New York City, c. 1966). In Abe's honor we will have an honest trail, NO HARE LIES! Just a romp through the industrial parks and subdivisions which used to be the untamed wilds west of Rancho Bernardo. A prize at the end for whoever brings the best likeness of our 16th President.
On On On at Bourbon Street.