San Diego Hash
Friday, March 9, 2012 6:30pm
Daylight 'Wasted' Hash
Hare(s): the virgin Fat Basque Turd, mentored by Backdoor Banana Bitch
Location: Rancho Mission Open Space Park, 7637 Margerum Ave., San Diego, 92120
Directions: Take Mission Gorge Road east from I-8 or west from I-52 to Margerum. Turn south, park is two blocks on left.
Run Fee: $9, or $1 for virgins and free for any harrietts who run topless
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
This is the 69th day of the year. Whoohoo!
This is your last chance to waste daylight and run in the dark before we set the clocks forward for spring. Fat Basque Turd has set up his first shiggylicious trail that should challenge, excite and amaze and maybe even dazzle the most experienced hasher. Because he is such a slow fuck-tard, there will be many checks, back checks, and Esheresque puzzles to keep the pack off his tail. Multiple libation stops for sure.
Bring a light, bring a mug, bring a chair, friend, dog, condom, lube, etc.. Leave your strollers, roller skates, complaints, ex-spouses, inhibitions, and venereal diseases at home.
"Me So Carnie" will be feeding those that make it back to the On-In, OPA! meal includes chicken gyros, rice pilaf, and a greek salad, hummus and tzatziki sauce included. Hope this is enough for you wankers.
On-on-on at "The Library" 7459 Mission Gorge Road