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San Diego Hash  Every Friday night and every other Sunday morning   Friday, December 21, 2012 6:30pm
The End of the World Run
Hare(s): Duct Tape, Flabio, Heaven's Gate, food by Nibbles 'N Pricks
Location: Sorrento Valley, the Coaster station at 11170 Sorrento Valley Rd.
Thomas Bros: 1208 B5
Run Fee: $9 or all your money - after today you won't need it!
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
So the world is going to end and you’re:

HINDU: It might be hard for anyone to tell, but the fact that you’re a Homo Saipan shows you have
progressed far on your karmic journey through multiple life times. So enjoy the wild time that
the end of the world will be, but don’t rape or kill anyone or you may be reborn as a hasher on a
world with no beer…or a sea slug.

GUILT BASED RELIGION; Christian/Jewish/Islamic/Catholic/Mormon…etc:
Well sorry if you’ve been good and repented and tried
to stop masturbating so much and all that but God has just sent you a great big YBF! Yes I am afraid
that the world is going to come to an end with no Messiah or Rapture or any of that shit. Would have
been nice had Guilt God found the time to mention this Mayan calendar end of the world thing in one
of his various books, but no he didn’t! So F him, go nuts, max out all your credit cards, sell all
your stuff cheep, tell everyone you’re gay, proposition everyone you have been wanting to have
sex with…but most of all come to this hash to make up for lost time!

DEMOCRAT: Your life style of living off the government and refusing to take any responsibility
for your own life has paid off. So party like…well like you did last night I suppose.

REPUBLICAN: See Guilt based religion.

BUDDHIST: Congratulations, you may gloat. This is your day, be sure to scream this in the face of
every Christian you know. “NOTHING IS PERNAMANT…BIATCH!”

ATHEIST: You may finally get laid today as there are many former Christian/Jewish/Islamic/ Catholic/Mormon
people about to board the last bus to Slut Town.

HASHER: Come to the last hash ever! The trail is fit for neither man nor beast.

OFFICIAL BEER: Unibroue's "La Fin Du Monde" (look it up you cretin)

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