Monday, January 21, 2013 6:30pm
The I Had a Dream R*n
Hare(s): Ecuawhore, Cock In The Hand and The Sore Ass
Location: 5476 Mantua Ct. San Diego, CA 92124
Directions: From Hwy 15, exit east on Clairemont Mesa Blvd, go north on Santo Rd. and turn right on Remora St. Turn right on Montego Dr. then left on Mantua Ct. We'll meet at the cul de sac and cause a suburban commotion.
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
I HAD A DREAM
I had a dream that one day hashers can cross the road without having their motives questioned. In the meantime, get yourself down to the canyon's shiggy haven.
I had a dream that the canyon was a real haven, but it's looking more like a nightmare. It's pitch black today, so bring a buddy down there to have better chances at escaping towards freedom.
I had a dream that the pack would run flat trails, but this is CLH3, bitches!
I had a dream that one day hashers would lay and run trails high up in heaven, but who are we kidding? Our asses are doomed. A tall hill with a pretty view is all you get.
I had a dream that all hashers can reach the beer cheek -Larrikins and Humpin' alike- hold hands and sing "Cumbaya".
I had a dream that this trail would be easy, but it's a virgin hare and The Sore Ass is involved, so you get the idea.
I had a dream, a wet dream! =) The trail features a very short, wet tunnel of peace and love. It is Manshaker-height certified, so it promises not to enhance any spinal scoliosis you may have developed on recent hash tunnels.
I had a dream, cuz I have no hope!
Cum one, cum all! Cum celebrate history! Being this a "rights' holiday", we won't discriminate your ass for being FRB or DFL, so show your proud racist colors and wear your favorite 5k, 10k, Marathon and Ragnar t-shirts (you overachievers, you!) Of course, we will give you sh*t later at the circle for wearing them.
Trail may be marked with flour, green alien anthrax, used toiled paper and glow sticks. Either that or the virgin hares completely forget to mark it. I have no idea.
3 Dolla make u holla for this event, plus money for ending.
On-In will have $3.50 pints on ALL beers on tap, and food is also available for purchase.
It's winter time, so dress accordingly and bring a flashlight. Possible PO on trail so leave your bitches at home (your 4-legged friends may need someone to feed them)
Beer check and other trail details will be provided at hare lies. You don't wanna miss this one!
If you like singing "To the left, to the left" it's cuz you ain't got no rights.
Beer at last, beer at last, Thank God Almighty, we'll drink beer at last!
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