Monday, March 25, 2013 6:30pm
Malcolm XXX Hash
Hare(s): Daddy Sloppy Seconds, Cock Loving Hasher III, Brosiere
Location: Corner of McKee and Kettner in Mission Hills
Directions: From 5 South, get off at Washington St, first left, first left, first right. From 5 North, get off Washington St., stay left at the fork, first right after Washington St.
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
Cum one, cum all to the Malcolm XXX Hash to End Racism! Wear your finest racist bibs, runshirts, etc (but leave your hoods at home). Join your multi-ethnicish hares Daddy Sloppy Seconds, Brosiere, and CLH3 as they scamper through Mission Hills and do their best to slow down the spread of racism with copious alcohol, nice views, and sexually transmitted diseases. There will be 1 Silver Bullet check for Turkeys, and 3 drink checks (Silver Bullet, fancyish beer, and Sangria) for Eagles. Turkey is 3ish miles, Eagle about 5.5
Eagle and Turkey are both dog friendly. On-In has a great menu and a good beer selection. Check back in a day or two for food and drink specials. On-In has a few patio tables that can accommodate your furry friends, as well. Bring a flashlight.