North County Hash
Saturday, March 30, 2013 10:00am
We're the North County Hash, and We Can Make Anything Better!
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, Anal Rose, and the freshly returned Drug'Em&Plug'Em
Location: O-siiiiide DMV, 4005 Plaza Drive, Oceanside, 92056
Directions: FROM 78-E: Exit Plaza Drive, duh! Go left and look for the beige building on the non-freeway side of the street. Feel really depressed yet agitated. Then remind yourself that you have an appointment, and the DMV is closed on Saturday. FROM 78-W: Exit Emerald Dr and go left. Go right on Hacienda, which is surprisingly also known as Plaza. Look for beige building, etc.
Run Fee: $5, cuz us hares are too busy planning and setting a f'n spectacular trail to also be concerned about cooking you something gourmet.
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
What hash doth dare run in Oceansiiiiide? NCH3, that's who. Trail will remind you of Humpin', except that hares will be away promptly at 10:02AM. Not stroller-friendly, but dogs might be OK. About 4 or 5 miles, and featuring some top-notch born-again-virgin shiggy you'll be sorry you missed, you shortcutter. On-On!