Sunday, July 28, 2013 2:00pm
White Trash Hash
Hare(s): Brown Eye, Titan Tits, The Breast is Yet to Come, Ass Transit
Location: Holiday Park
Directions: Take 5 North to Carlsbad Village Drive E - First Right Park is on your left. LFH
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: (not specified)
Dog friendly: (not specified)
So during the second half of the Rainbow trail yesterday Brown Eye finds out that he's haring next Sunday. So as a smart hasher what does he do? He asks the two Harriettes next to him (who had been swilling ice tea vodka on the earlier trail) to help him. Sure! They say. "Oh and by the way I don't have time to scout" That's good news for all you Humpin' Wankers because Titan knows the COTU like the back of her hand...shit what's that...
So at this time, Hasher and Harriettes, boys and girls of all ages get ready to romp through Humpin hometown. There'll be shiggy, there'll be beer checks, there'll be a white trash drink check and there will be a happy ending! Bring all the normal paraphernalia because it's still Monday morning so we don't know if you're going to get wet yet. Trail and Titan are not dog friendly so keep you leg biting friends at home.
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