Sunday, August 25, 2013 2:00pm
The 1100th Or So Humpin' Trail
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, Anal Rose, Drug'em & Plug'em, and possibly another extremely mysterious hare
Location: Poinsettia Community Park, Carlsbad, 92011
Directions: Exit 5 fwy at Palomar Airport Road. Go east, which would be away from that big blue salty wet thing. After about 3/4 mile go right on Hidden Valley Road. Sample some ranch dressing. Park is on the right. Go right inside the park to parking lot on the north end. LFH.
Google Maps: https://http://goo.gl/maps/sbZZh
Run Fee: $6
Trail type: A to Z
On after: Your mom's house
Dog friendly: Yes
Surprisingly enough, Your Hares have discovered virgin shiggy in Carlsbad -- shiggy that was right under our noses the whole time!
Butt we do advise that you bring shiggy socks, dry clothes and a towel, and we strongly recommend a flashlight and water wings. We also remind you that toilet paper equals true trail.
Definitely not baby-friendly. Dogs maybe, if they have opposable thumbs, dry clothes, a flashlight, and water wings.
Yes, We Can Make Anything Worse.
And We Do.