North County Hash
Saturday, June 28, 2014 10:00am
Running of the Tw*ts
Hare(s): MT Inspector Tw*t BORT
Location: 999 Santa Helena, Solana Beach, 92075
Directions: Take Lomas Santa Fe Drive from the 5, go east to Santa Helena and follow to the end.
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/Xv0LCq
Run Fee: $6.00
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Yes
Brought to you courtesy of Mystery Twat, Bridge Over River Twat, Inspector Twat, Eat My Twat and Hooting Beaver.
This is the NC Running of the Twats. Spanish custom dictates runners wear white shirt and short with red bandana and red belt. There may or may not be Bull on trail. There may or may not be trattage songs and twatable games.
5 mi turkey, 8 mi eagle with beer and Sangria check.
If you have an item for shade, bring it. Parking is fair, wouldn't hurt to think carpool.
Failure will be happy, this is way west of the 15. Bring water, it will be warm.
Hooting Beaver will be graciously serving up some camel toe delights.
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