North County Hash
Saturday, February 14, 2015 10:00am
Dragon Heart Hash
Hare(s): Dragon Dick and Beefeater
Location: 8800 Towne Center Drive La Jolla, CA 92122
Directions: From the north take 805 South exit La Jolla Village Dr. Turn RIght off the freeway. Turn left on Town Center Drive.
From the South Take 805 N exit Nobel Drive turn left off the freeway and right onto Town Center drive.
From I15 North or South take 52 West to 805 North and follow the above directions for 805.
Open field. LFH
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/EKutVA
Run Fee: 6.00
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Thank you Hallmark for being so greedy that you needed to invent a whole new holiday. A day designed to place our lovers on the pedestals they so rightly deserve while simultaneously excluding all those without the primal means necessary to attract a mate. Mark this day on calendars current and future, for those unfortunate enough to forget this sacred, made up holiday will suffer a wrath greater than the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre.
There is another option should you have the liver to challenge the almighty Hallmark overlords. Pull up those shaggy socks, strap on your big ass size thirteens, don your favorite hash shirt and with the big Beefy Heart of A Dragon, consume (semi) copious amounts of beer, eat near professionally made food created by the one and only Beefeater and run to your heart's content.
In the spirit of making North County more polyhashual, trail will be a Sant O’ Barbara/Santa Bastard style hash with more than one beer check but less than 6 and yes it will be crappy swill. A turkey trail of roughly 4.17 miles and an Eagle trail coming close to 7.14 miles. Turkey will be dog friendly and only Hashinators dog should try the eagle. Walkers, go as far as you wish and then come back to the start.
We will be convening in UTC-La Jolla for those of us in denial-in the open space on town center drive. GPS locator put the address at 8800 town Center Drive
La Jolla, CA 92122 directly adjacent to Renaissance. Hares out at 10 and pack away PROMPYLY at 10:15. There is no love or refunds for those running on “hash” time.
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