Saturday, May 2, 2015 2:00pm
Hash Genesis 1:1
Hare(s): Stinky in the Pink
Location: Ironfire Brewing Company, 42095 Zevo Dr #1, Temecula, CA 92590
Run Fee: $6.00
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: No
In the beginning there was the Pack. And the Pack was beerless and sober, and they were lost in the Void, and the Hares were stumbling towards them.
And the Hares said, “Let there be a Hash,” and there was Beer. The Pack saw that the Beer was good, and followed the Hares away from the beerless place. And it was so.
And the Hares said, “Let there be a Trail to lead the Pack to Beer, and the Trail shall go into High places and into Low places, and the Pack shall follow the Marks wherever they may lead.” And there was a Trail with Marks, and the Pack did follow it into High places and into Low places, and there was much Beer and Merriment, and it was good *ahem* shitty.
What to bring: new shoes, virgins, change of socks (trust me, it'll make sense), your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, roll of quarters, condoms, Bibles, Gu, last will and testament.