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GENERAL RULES:
1) 3 KENNELS, 3 TEAMS.
H4- BLUE
SDH3- RED
CLH3- BLACK
2) ROTATING CYCLE PER INNING.
1-3 A: CLH3 4-6 A: SDH3
B: SDH3 B: H4
C: H4 C: CLH3
INNINGS 1-3
A: BAT B: BAT C: BAT
B: FIELD C: FIELD A: FIELD
C: CHEER A: CHEER B: CHEER
INNINGS 4-6
C: BAT B: BAT A: BAT
B: FIELD A: FIELD C: FIELD
A: CHEER C: CHEER B: CHEER
IF THE GAME IS TIED AFTER 6 INNINGS, THE TEAMS WITH THE HIGHEST SCORES WILL FACE OFF IN AN EXTRA INNING MATCH OUT. TEAM THAT IS NOT TIED WILL BE ELIMINATED.
3) TO BE ON THE FIELD, EITHER BATTING OR PLAYING DEFENSE, YOU MUST HAVE A MUG/HORN FROM YOUR KENNEL AT ALL TIMES. NO RED SOLO CUPS ALLOWED.
4) FOOTWEAR IS NOT REQUIRED BUT ENCOURAGED. NO CLEATS/SPIKES OF ANY KIND ARE ALLOWED.
BATTING/KICKING RULES:
1) BATTING ORDER WILL BE BOY/GIRL/BOY/GIRL
2) TEAM THAT IS BATTING WILL PICK ONE PERSON FROM THEIR TEAM TO PITCH TO THEM DURING THE INNING.
3) EACH BATTER GETS THREE PITCHES. ANY FOUL BALL COUNTS AS A STRIKE. IF THE THIRD PITCH IS A FOUL BALL, THE BATTER IS OUT.
4) IF A HOMERUN IS HIT, PLAY IS HALTED AND EACH MEMBER OF THE BATTING TEAM WILL BE CALLED OUT TO JOIN THE LUCKY SLOB AT 2ND BASE FOR A TEAM SOCIAL.
FIELDING RULES:
1) ALL FIELDERS MUST HAVE A MUG/HORN AT LEAST ¼ FULL OF ANY BEVERAGE (BEER, WATER, ETC) IN ORDER TO PLAY. IF CAUGHT WITHOUT THE REQUISITE LIQUID IN SAID VESSEL, THE REFEREE MAY ERASE AN OUT FROM THE BATTING TEAM OR TAKE A RUN AWAY FROM THE FIELDING TEAM, DEPENDING ON THE SEVERITY OF THE CRIME (2ND OR 3RD OFFENSE).
2) IF ANY TEAM CHALLENGES THE AMOUNT OF LIQUID IN A FIELDER’S CUP AND FOUND TO BE A FALSE ACCUSATION, THE REFEREE MAY CHARGE THAT TEAM WITH AN OUT OR TAKE A RUN AWAY.
3) RUNNERS MAY BE FORCED OUT OR TAGGED OUT WITH THE SLOSHBALL, AS LONG AS THE BALL STRIKES THE RUNNER BELOW THE SHOULDERS. ANY HEAD SHOTS WILL BE DEALT WITH SEVERELY AND ALL BASERUNNERS WILL BE AWARDED ADVANCEMENT TO THE NEXT BASE BY THE REFEREE.
PITCHING RULES:
1) AS STATED ABOVE, EACH TEAM WILL DESIGNATE A PITCHER FOR EACH INNING. IF THE TEAM BATS AROUND THE ORDER, THAT TEAM MAY ELECT A NEW PITCHER FOR THAT INNING UNTIL THE FINAL OUT IS RECORDED.
2) STANDARD KICKBALL RULES APPLY FOR PITCHING. NO BOUNCING PITCHES IS ALLOWED. IF INADVERTANT BOUNCING OCCURS, THE REFEREE WILL DECIDE IF THE PITCH IS ALLOWED (NOTHING ABOVE SHIN LEVEL).
BASERUNNING RULES:
1) ALL RUNNERS MUST STOP AT SECOND BASE AND DRINK A FULL VESSEL OF ANY BEVERAGE OF THEIR CHOICE BEFORE ADVANCING TO THIRD/HOME BASE. RUNNERS MAY STACK UP AT SECOND BASE AS NECESSARY. ANY RUNNER THAT ADVANCES PAST SECOND BASE WITHOUT CONSUMING A FULL VESSEL, SHALL BE AUTOMATICALLY CALLED OUT.
2) ANY TIES GO TO THE RUNNER. IF THE REFEREE DEEMS IT TO BE TOO CLOSE TO CALL, HE MAY CALL FOR A “CHUG-OFF” AT SECOND BASE IN ORDER TO DETERMINE THE OUTCOME OF THE PLAY.
3) SLIP N SLIDE: SHOULD A SLIP N SLIDE EXIST BETWEEN THIRD BASE AND HOME, ANY RUNNER MAY CHOOSE TO SLIDE INTO HOME. IF CALLED SAFE AT HOME, THE RUN COUNTS FOR 2.
4) THERE IS NO LEADING OFF ALLOWED. RUNNERS MAY ADVANCE AS SOON AS THE BALL IS KICKED AT THEIR OWN RISK.
SPECIAL RULES:
1) PER INNING, EACH TEAM AT BAT WILL BE ALLOWED TO USE ONE “BOOB CARD.” IF A HARRIETTE IS CALLED OUT, SHE HAS THE OPTION TO FLASH HER TA-TA’S IN ORDER TO NULLIFY THE OUT. THIS CAN ONLY HAPPEN ONCE PER INNING, PER TEAM. AFTER THE “BOOB CARD” IS USED, ANY FLASHING WILL BE MET WITH CHEERS FROM THE CROWD, BUT WILL NOT COUNT TOWARDS ANYTHING BUT SPANK BANK MATERIAL.
2) ANY ARGUING/BITCHING/MOANING (YES, EVEN ON FACEBOOK) WILL BE DEALT WITH SWIFTLY BY THE ALMIGHTY REFEREE AND HIS JUDGEMENT. REFEREE MAY ISSUE A YELLOW CARD FOR FIRST OFFENSE. ANY RED CARD ISSUED, OR TWO YELLOW CARDS TO THE SAME INDIVIDUAL, WILL RESULT IN THE EJECTION OF SAID PLAYER.
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