Next Half-Assed Hash
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Half-Assed Hash  About once a month.   Saturday, December 23, 2017 4:30pm
12 Drink Checks of Xmas!
Hare(s): My Little Pony Keg, Tiki Tits, Goes Down Syndrome, Fresh N Sleazy
Address: Kensington Park
Directions: At the park in Kensington by the small library.
Run Fee: $3 - $5 with patch
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: No
Ho Ho Hoes!! Cum prance with the half assed half minds through gentrified Kensington. We will look at all the pretty Christmas lights and have not one... not 2... not 3! not 4! (Ok lets cut to the chase) 12!!! 12!! Drink checks!!! Last time we tried this we only were able to do about 8 drink checks. But since then we got our top Half Assed Hash House Harrier scientists on the job and they... well they just drank and passed out. But we did some retooling (not the village kind) and I guarantee* (not an actual guarantee) we will get in all 12 drink checks this year!!!

Also this year we have made a special 12 Drink Checks of Xmas patch for all those that Drink all 12 drink checks (and cough up $2).

Trail will be of course less than 3 miles. We will be starting at a special time 4:30pm. Bring a headlamp just in case.

PLEASE WEAR A HOLIDAY COSTUME!!!! This trail will very very costume friendly.

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