Monday, July 20, 2015 6:30pm
Pasties R Us
Hare(s): Clit 101 and Coppertone Bone
Location: 8701 Complex Drive, San Diego
Directions: From Clairemont Mesa Blvd. near 163, turn south on Kearny Villa Rd., first left on Kearny Villa Way; park on KV Way or Complex Drive near it.
Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/mFmy5
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A prime
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Welcum Green Flash harriette Clit 101 to the Californicatya Larrikins! She is co-haring for a sloppy-second time with Coppertone Bone. She may never be snared, but will surely draw some dick checks for her fellow harriettes, and sport her natural (*)(*) for all of us in true Larrikins tradition.
The trail will aim for a bit of shiggy amidst the concrete jungle of K-Mesa, and more importantly, the On In is CL friendly! The manager has reduced 16 taps of beer to $5/pint for us, and offers an inexpensive menu (so don't bring any food in.) For ex., cheese or bean burger with fries special just $7.95.
Best of all boobies will be cheered, not tossed out. One condition, saluting the state laws in our un-free-nipple nation, puhhhleez cover F nips with pasties! Wear your faves, buy some newbies, or create 'em! (Hint for the lazy--band-aids remove easily.)
Sorry, dogs may only be by their keepers in the outside patio of the On In. For now, hares believe trail will be dog friendly, but will confirm this lie this week.
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