Captain Phillips Rescue Run Hare(s): Thumbs Up Bums Up
Address: San Dieguito County Park El Camino Real, Del Mar, CA 92014
Directions: Exit I5 off of Lomas Santa Fe Dr. Travel East. Make a left on Highland Drive and continue passed Upper lot to El Camino Real. Make a right and park on the street to avoid the parking fee. Map Link:https://goo.gl/maps/tWiN5gN9y8y Run Fee: 7 Trail type: A to A Dog friendly: Yes Notes: Q: Why would I run a trail voted worst trail last year? A: To see how much worse it can get.
Commemorating the valiant rescue and survival of Captain Phillips who was saved by marines from his hijacked vessel in 2009, the Captain Phillips Rescue Run aims to re-enact, in gory detail, the trials and tribulations of Captain Phillips as he was held against his will and tortured by a group of drunken (yet very sexy and large breasted) female terrorists whose kinky misadventures are remembered through drinking and running across vast expanses of San Dieguito County.
Join the Humpin Hash for beer, running, and a titilating exploration of a somewhat adult-rated version of what might have happened to Captain Phillips so many years ago as a captive on the MV Maersk Alabama.
