View Map Humpin HashSunday, February 12, 2017 2:00pm
Pre-Pre Lube to Single Awareness Day Hare(s): Constantly Cumming & Glitter Tits
Address: 4885 Kelly Dr. Carlsbad, CA
Directions: Kelly Elementary School Map Link:https://goo.gl/maps/FKm1NM4run52 Run Fee: $7 Trail type: A to A Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes) Notes: Valentine's Day (AKA SAD) is just around the corner when Fucking and Blow Jobs will be plentiful (Tinder for singles). But, cum this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY and hash on National Freedom to Marry Day! (Gay's Okay) Founded on February 12, 1999 to promote same-sex marriage. This date was chosen because it was Lincoln's birthday representing equality. Interestingly, this was the same day Clinton was acquitted by the Senate for fucking Monica Lewinski. Cum back to the center of the universe and hash a trail that will be short, flat, and no shiggy. Dogs are probably okay.