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Humpin Hash  Every Sunday afternoon.   Sunday, February 25, 2018 2:00pm
1st Anal Polar Bear Ripoff Trail!
Hare(s): Type A Hole & Meso Hyundai
Address: South Carlsbad State Beach, Campsite 99.

Directions: Your hare is a cheap shit, and therefore parking is only paid for the chow-wagon. Take the Coaster/Amtrak to the Poinsettia station (or take Rt 5 up and park in their lot) and walk down Breakwater to Carlsbad Bvd. Look for the gate through the fence.

Or follow google, go in the main entrance, hang your first right past the entrance, and walk an extra half mile more.
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Thomas Bros: 33.1061757,-117.3216638
Run Fee: 7 of your American Dollars
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Look out Brooklyn! Type A has stolen your idea! Cum one, cum all to the inaugural polar bear plunge!

That's right, NYC's favorite hare is bringing a bit of everyone's favorite hashing city out west! Find out what you've been missing (and what NYC has definitely NOT been missing) on a certified, genuine, accept no substitutes Type A Trail(TM).

Has the hare planned multiple elaborate drink checks? Bet your ass! Will the hare's reach exceed his grasp and you'll end up drinking something that tastes like toothpaste and rubbing alcohol? Get poison control on speed dial! Will trail be extremely too long? Very possibly! Will there be risky shiggy decisions in which fecal coliform bacteria figures prominently? Almost definitely! Will the coppus arrestus? That would be the RA's fault for a bad blessing, don't look at me.

Trail will end with a dip in (what I can only assume you all consider to be, based on the bitching) bone-chilling waters at temperatures as low as 57 of your American degrees Fahrenheit! That's only 14 (Celsius) degrees away from *literal, fucking, ICEWATER*!

Campfires/cuddlepuddles at the after will be provided to get the feeling back in your extremities, and a patch will be awarded to every hasher who squelches to the on-in, wet, soggy, moist or in any other wise salty and dampened!

There will be limited (8 spots) camping space available for those who get too drunk to drive or don't have anywhere to be early Monday. Bring a tent or hammock if you think this sounds like you!

Dog rules from the camp website:
Dogs must be kept on leashes no longer than 6' and in a tent or enclosed vehicle at night. Except for service animals, pets are not allowed in park buildings, on trails, or on most beaches.

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