San Diego Hash
Sunday, May 6, 2018 10:00am
¡Cinco de Drinko! Banditos y Señoritas Edition
Hare(s): ManAids, Hot N Ready, Grassy
Address: Chula Vista Boat Launching Ramp
Marina Way, Chula Vista, CA 91910
Run Fee: 10
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
Órale you pinche wankers. Time to get Mexican’d up and cruise the mean streets of Chula Juana to see if we can dance battle with some of the local Vatos – West Side Story ain’t got nothing on us! Bring your best MS13, Mexican Donkey show, Annoying whistle guy, Mariachi, or Skanky Senorita outfits and let’s try not to get murdered for celebrating a Holiday misunderstood by the Gringos for more than a century. Hint: It’s not Mexican Independence Day, but who cares!? We have a long history of exploiting other nations holidays for our own debaucherous purposes and we ain’t stopping now!
Guess what? No, seriously, guess! There will be prizes. What? Dios Mio, I must be loco! Prize give-away details during chalk talk and hare lies.
Who dis be:
-SDH3 – The Three Amig-hos! Trail Hares: ManAids, Hot N Ready; Food Hare: Grassy
What I bring:
-$10 Hash Cash
-Fanny pack may come in handy
-Your dignity (just kidding, leave that $h!t at home!)
When we do dis:
-Sunday, May 6th @ 1000
Where we doin dis:
-Chula Vista Bayfront Park, North of Boat Launch Ramp
-Off the 5 & J St in Chula Vista
Why am I speaking like dis:
-I have no clue, I’m a half-mind
-Trail is A-A
-Several Turkey-Eagle splits
-Will I get wet? Yes! (if you’re lucky!) But seriously yes.
-Do I need ID? Always! But not on trail.
-Dogs? There are some areas with glass and questionable terrain. The food Hare will be staying in the park, keeping a close eye on our delicious beverages and food, feel free to leave your fur family (with leash) or anything else with him.
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