Sunday, July 15, 2018 2:00pm
Humpin Obon Festival
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, Glitter Tits, Meeso Hyundai
Address: Valley Middle School
Directions: Exit 5 at Tamarack, go away from big salty wet blue thing, aka East, aka uphill.
Left on Highland
Right on Magnolia
Right into the first parking lot you come across, or the first one you see.
Map Link: https://firstname.lastname@example.org,...
Run Fee: $7
Trail type: A to B
On after: One of the fine bars that features bands, booze and/or karaoke
Dog friendly: Other (specified in Notes)
July 15 is the famous Obon Festival, where the Japanese honor their ancestors. It's a happy time -- just look at those happy people in their happicoats! Humpin' will celebrate this festival by honoring its 92OO8 ancestry, being happy in happicoats, having a beer or few, maybe some oboning, and returning The Best Hash In The Universe to the water from whence it came.
And that thing about water: yes, there will be water features on trail. Dress accordingly. And if your furbuddy can't swim, don't bring him. Sorry, Ava!
Trail will be about 4 miles, have about 4 drink checks, and maybe even have 4 hares when everybody who got signed up actually agrees to hare.