Saturday, September 1, 2018 1:00pm
TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! The XVIII Running of the Annual Humpin' Toga Hash!
Hare(s): Captain Jerk, DFS, Anal Rose and Thumbs Up Bums Up
Address: Magee Park
258 Beech Ave, Carlsbad, CA 92008
Directions: Exit 5 at Carlsbad Village Dr, go toward big blue salty wet thing, right on Carlsbad Blvd, left on Beech. Park your chariot on Beech or Garfield, but not in the church lot, because Jesus Tows.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/RHA9QZdYHXM2
Run Fee: $15
Trail type: A to A
On after: Oh so many bar choices in The 92OO8...
Dog friendly: Yes
Greetings Friends, Romans, Cuntrymen and Humpin Hashers and Harriettes -- it's the XVIIIth annual Humpin' Carlsbad Toga Hash!
There will be bar stops. Hail Caesar!
There will about VII other stops for beer, shots, and wine. Hail Seizure!
There may be games, feats of strength and wit, and other cunning stunts. Winners will get prizes. Losers will be thrown in the Colosseum (aka The Alley) to be torn apart by cougars.
Excellent lunch courtesy of PopRocks and Glitter to be provided during trail, snacks you'll probably forget provided after.
Hares are current and former Humpin' RAs, for we know best how to summon greatness from the weather and police gods while roman around Carlsbad.
Kegs tapped at 1p, hares away at 1:30. And this is HUMPIN'S 24th BIRTHDAY in addition to this being the official NCH3 On-On-On.
All this for $15! Bring an ID on trail and maybe a few sheckels in case you see a bar you can't resist.
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