Saturday, February 16, 2019 2:00pm
The New Regime Trail
Hare(s): Your New GMs
Address: The Anal Plug Compound, 4993 W Mountain View Dr, San Diego, CA 92116
Directions: Drive to your favorite phone store, purchase a smart phone, look it up yourself.
Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/VghQbWN9NHm
Run Fee: $3
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
Half-Assed has really gone to shit... since the new MMG took over. We haven't had any meetings, our Instagram account is empty, and can you believe we haven't had one single in-fight on Facebook??
Come show us how to make Half-Assed the shit show we know it can be. And bring yer virgins. You know, those people who are afraid to try Hashing, but still manage to know exactly the right moment to say "that's what she said"?
Theme is Silver and Black. You know why. Get creative. And then get ready to help us set the pace for the next...wait, HOW many more times do we have to show up for this again??
It's wet out, in case you haven't noticed. There is a 105% chance you are going to get wet, even if it doesn't come from the sky. Bring dry and clean shoes and something warm.
Your GM's are providing you...I guess you could call it food. Run fees are low because we're such nice guys. Pay us back by bringing lots of virgins.
The trail and checks are dog friendly, unless you have one of those pitiful accessory dogs that struggle to breathe. The On -In is dog friendly (but you bring plenty of poop bags...or else!).
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