Sunday, November 10, 2019 2:00pm
USMC Birthday Run
Hare(s): Bayou Butt Slut, Immaculate Erection, N.U.B.S.
Address: 13030 Ashley Falls Drive, San Diego, CA 92130
Map Link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ashley...
Run Fee: $9
Trail type: A to A
Dog friendly: Yes
"Back in 1775!...My Marine Corps Came Alive!...First there came the Color Gold!...To show the world that we are Bold!...Then there came the color RED!...To show the world the blood we shed!...Then there came the color GREEN!...To show the world that we are MEAN!...Then there came the color BLUE!...To show the world we are TRUE!...
10 November marks the 244th year that the United States Marine Corps has walked the earth, and for all of those years we have protected those who cannot protect themselves across the globe. If you want to come out and show your support for this great organization come join me, Immaculate Erection, and N.U.B.S. You will be met with the Marine Corps Physical Standard of Physical Fitness and more importantly drinking.
Your finish times for your hash will be marked and calculated to see if you are tough enough to pass our standards. Don't worry we will give you the easy times and scores for the little more grey Marines and at high elevation. Bonus points if you show up hungover as it is customary for Marines to do for unit PT.
Silkies are not only encouraged by part of the uniform for our run! You can pick these up at any Military Thrift Store (go for the smaller sizes they make you look more impressive!).
This will be dog and tech friendly trail.
...more importantly there will be cake and swords...
-Bayou Butt Slut
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