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Half-Assed Hash
Saturday, April 24, 2021 12:00pm
Normality Trail
Hare(s): Your illustrious GMs
Address: 4993 W Mountain View Dr
Directions: If Anal can do the googles, I'm sure you could too.
Run Fee: TBD
Trail type: A to A
On after: The filthy streets of AbNormal Heights
Dog friendly: Trail Only
Notes:
It's been a long, long time since Half-Assed did a proper trail. We are mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore!! There will be a real trail. There will be real drink checks. There will be something simple to eat at the end. There will be a real On-In AND A REAL CIRCLE! But only if we behave like there's a deadly viral pandemic afoot.
Seriously.
We want to have a real Half-Assed Hash. We are DYING to have a real Half-Assed Hash. But if you can't keep your distance (that's 6 feet, roughly one Anal Rose penis length) away from each other then you will be asked to leave. NOT. KIDDING. And I can do it, cuz it's my damn back yard we'll be defiling. I don't care how drunk you get, either. We've all been practicing this shit for over a year, I think you can figure it out for the Hash too.
All that being said, we only have the idea now. But I promise you we'll have a virgin trail (if you've never been Hashing in AbNormal Heights) and we will have fine cuisine (if you usually eat out of a cold can Walking Dead style, or squirrels or some redneck shit like that).
There will even be boobs. There's at least two already haring for you.
More to follow! Get excited!
Honors,
Anal Rose
P.S. The Hash web-link is more relevant now than it was 45 years ago. Watch it.
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